Out in the Stars
Mellow Neptune glides into mystical and romantic Pisces — its natural placement. Let go of your inhibitions and experience an unprecedented creative spurt. It is easy to flow downstream on your groovy vibes, but try to stay focused. Take advantage of the mood to make your next big move.
AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) Money issues combine with burning career needs. If you feel like your bottom line doesn’t measure up, add a little lavender zest to your green salad. This is the time to do your fiscal homework and invest in gay friendly ventures. As you amass your personal fortune, it will be easier to claw your way to the top of the professional heap. Are you on top yet? I’m waiting.
PISCES (02.20-03.20) Guppies have a rather unorthodox and exotic appearance to others. Maybe it’s all the flowing scarves, maybe it’s your tattooed head. Whatever fashion statement you decide to make, take it on the road. Complete strangers will seem to understand your need to dress in cellophane and chiffon and will bring the scotch tape and stapler for any fashion emergencies.
ARIES (03.21-04.20) Proud Rams are inspired to get involved in community outreach. You want to make your personal mark. But now everyone wants to get into the act. Don’t consider it an infringement — really, the more the merrier! It is amazing what a little creative thinking and a brat pack of volunteers can achieve. Who will be the best and who will be bratwurst?
TAURUS (04.21-05.21) If you are suddenly thrust into the social epicenter, claim your fame. Everyone wants to include you in their plans so be choosy and balance off your inner circle activities with your need to expand your range of acquaintances. If friends insist on your participation, queer Bulls may be pulled back into the anonymity of the herd. It may be good — all the better to misbehave.
GEMINI (05.22-06.21) This time period provides a bushel and a peck of strategic career moves that are inspired and right on. You see what is happening above and below the surface and intuitively make the right decisions at the right time. Pink Twins become a force with whom to be reckoned. Grab the key to the corner office and demand your rightful due. Don’t turn it into doo doo.
CANCER (06.22-07.23) This is a perfect time for all gay Crabs to escape to wild and wooly faraway destinations. The question is just how wild and wooly do you want to get? If your stress levels are high, how about something dreamily romantic and fabulously luxurious instead? Recharge and pamper both you and your better half. Add cream and whip it up to a frothy dessert.
LEO (07.24-08.23) Sex holds you in its spell and you are mesmerized. Is it safe for lusty proud Lions to drift a few feet off the ground? Only if they can avoid falling into the boiling cauldron and becoming just another quick snack. All this zesty activity can give you added confidence in your career. Resolve to make your work environment more fun and creative. Avoid a hot pink desk however.
VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Add a hopelessly romantic rose colored tinge to all relationships. Queer Virgins are in love with love. But, will mere mortals measure up? Don’t rush to topple the applecart of domestic harmony based on a careless offhand remark. Before you find yourself yearning for applesauce, remember to let actions speak louder and prouder than words.
LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Proud Libras feel invincible. Will you be tempted to overeat, over-drink and generally over-indulge? You may not know when enough is enough and you’re tempted to go for the gusto at every opportunity. Regulate and modulate. Even take it easy in your exercise regime. Many muscles can also be over-indulged. Most, but not all, of course.
SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Fun has a way of getting dreamy, creamy and totally out of hand. Lucky you. Queer Scorps party with a vengeance and become the one to see and to be seen. You may find yourself placed in lucky circumstances where you can make even your craziest dreams come true. You add zip to your hard drive. But, are you working with the latest operating system?
SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Gay Archers won’t be able to contain themselves. Suddenly, you are an open book with all of your fears, secrets and hidden passions sprawled out there where everyone can see them. A weight has been lifted! Catharsis! Make the most of this freedom, especially around family and close friends. And, hurry — the cosmos waits for no one.
CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) Seemingly small, off-the-cuff comments cause a nuclear explosion and can forever alter your life course. Good thing. Frankly, your social life needs a bit of a jump start. Chalk up the ensuing chain of events to karma which gives gay Caps a combination of great confidence and prescience. Jump into the social swim, put your best moves into motion and don’t get seasick. : :
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