Out in the Stars
There is something mystical and mellow in the air as the Sun moves into Pisces. But, that is not all; suddenly all is right with the world. The mechanisms flawlessly connect. Or, so it seems. By all means, go with the cosmic flow. But, keep both eyes open.
AQUARIUS (01.31-02.19) It may not be the best time to financially invest in anything important because you can be easily swayed by big promises and downright lies. But, that doesn’t mean that you can’t go out and enjoy life, treating yourself to special delicacies and rewards. Just make sure that everything is in moderation, except your enjoyment and enthusiasm.
PISCES (02.20-03.20) If there was ever a time to take a leap of faith, this is the exact right time. Guppies are in the epicenter of all the action and seem to attract admirers effortlessly. You can almost do no wrong, so why not take a chance on something that you have always wanted to do, but never got around to doing. What is the worst that can happen? Tomorrow is another day.
ARIES (03.21-04.20) Do you hear voices telling you what to do or what will happen? If so, you may be excused for going with your gut when all other signs point in another direction. This is a great time to test your creative ability and try something totally new and futuristic. Proud Rams suddenly feel prescient and all-knowing. Or, is it “know-it-all?” I sometimes get the two confused.
TAURUS (04.21-05.21) Friends get into your act…and not a moment too soon. They break into your navel gazing and isolation and set you on a more productive course. And, let’s face it, queer Bulls are much happier running in the herd than grazing in the field alone. Find any excuse to gather the gang and get into rollicking mischief. Mop it all up later.
GEMINI (05.22-06.21) As magnificant as you think you are at work, there are probably a few new tricks that you can try to get the powers-that-be plugged into you and charged up. Thankfully you get a rash of new ideas that are not only brilliant, but also unexpected. Test your voltage and see how brightly you can shine. And, tell your colleagues they better pack their sunglasses.
CANCER (06.22-07.23) Gay Crabs have itchy claws and why not? This is a great time of year to get out of your shell and experience new experiences from across the world. If time and money are tight and you can’t travel, find ways to refresh your old skin and mindset in cheaper and faster ways. I am thinking something relaxingly spa-like or strange like performance art. But, please — no mime.
LEO (07.24-08.23) Proud Lions are regal beasts who love to prowl the forest for new conquests. Now, you can maximize your hungry animal magnetism in the boudoir. Grrr. make the most out of this sizzly, sexy time, lover. If you procrastinate because you are too choosy or shy, you will waste your sensuality on “what ifs” instead of what fors. Start hunting.
VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Strong relationships suddenly become more romantic and sensual. Rocky relationships mellow as compromises can be made. And, for those queer Virgos who are playing the field, this is the time to see who lingers nearly. There is someone whom you have completely overlooked who could be the next love of your life, or something like that. Take a good look now.
LIBRA (09.24-10.23) If nit-picky tasks are getting you down and making you feel stale and bored, this may be a good time to refresh your arsenal of tricks at work. Or, maybe it is a good time to check out new employment and see what new and exciting opportunities are out there. You need a blast of fresh air, gay Libra. Heck, make it a windstorm. And, a raise couldn’t hurt either.
SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Fun is the name of the game, proud Scorp. So, don’t put off anything that you consider creative and mind escaping. You need a break from the humdrum to refresh and revitalize. While you may feel lucky, there is a tendency to over-estimate your pot of luck and tolerancy of risk. Stick to cheap thrills. Plan some parties, as long as they are not political.
SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) This is the perfect time to focus your efforts on your home life. Whether that means an early spring cleaning, redecorating, moving or gathering the relatives together for a pow wow, it is totally up to you. In fact, if you can combine all of these things, you could get your mother ship in ship shape for whatever you have in mind — moving, grooving or schmoozing.
CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) Your mind works in mysterious ways, especially when it is charged up with intuitive and refreshing ideas. Conjure up a new approach to an old intractable problem. Then say what you mean and mean what you say. Your gift of gab will move populations to your way of thinking. Maybe this will eventually become a career move for you as despot? : :
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