Out in the Stars
Saturn, the planet of whips and chains, finally redirects after a four-month retrograde. You find that some things will now fall nicely into place while new challenges may bubble to the fore. Choose your punishment from a glorious array of possibilities you bad, bad thing!
CANCER (06.22-07.23) Gay Crabs begin to feel that relatives don’t understand them. Unspoken, problematic issues suddenly are shouted out. So be it. Expect to grapple with what you want vs. what is expected of you. It feels like one thing after another, but it will be an excellent time to clear the debris and dump the garbage. Think of how nice your personal space will look when you are done.
LEO (07.24-08.23) Can’t think of the right thing to say? Think that your opinions are not worth the breath? You may think that it is best to keep your pearls of wisdom to yourself for a while. But, this will be a mistake. Proud Lions are apt to feel that they do not quite measure up, but you will soon find that not only do you measure up admirably, you are quite a ruler.
VIRGO (08.24-09.12) Queer Virgins can regain their considerable charisma, but, unfortunately, may begin to feel that they don’t have enough dough to grease their wheel. If it is not one thing it is another! The next few months will teach you the upside of examining the bottom line. You may become very well endowed after all…or find a benefactor who can help you feather your nest.
LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Prepare for a chance to really show the world what you can do, proud Libra. This new phase of your life may find you chaffing at the bit to try some new stuff, but I recommend that you do your homework before you strut it around for others to view. Once you are learned and wise, you will succeed beyond your wildest dreams. How wild can you get?
SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Queer Scorps may feel some low-level stress at this time. Where is it coming from? Hard to tell. The secret of success in this stressful period is to work on improving your karma by volunteering for a worthy gay cause. Your efforts may not be fully recognized by mere mortals, but there are a few gods and goddesses up there taking notes and paying attention.
SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Gay Archers begin to take stock of certain friendships. Do you really know who is in your close-confidence circle? The clouds of deception part and a bit of sunlight peeks through. There may be a few bugs who need to be dispatched. Avoid feeling too lonely and out of sorts by joining new clubs, seeking new associations and making new brilliant connections.
CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) While professional accolades tended to rain down from above, expect a bit of a drought as even your strongest corporate efforts seem a bit dry. Pink Caps should use the time to review their accomplishments, consolidate and therefore strengthen their power base and hone their skills. Hard work catapults you up. Lazy things warm the couch.
AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) There will be the temptation to stay close to home. As your attitude puts a crimp in any travel plans. Favorite places seem off limits, travel has its stresses and strains. But, this is no time to play it safe, Aqueerius. You may feel a little constrained, but you know that it is time to hoist your flag and wave it in faraway lands. Spread the word…among other things.
PISCES (02.20-03.20) Guppies are not often the most sensual of folks and now you may feel a bit more like a damp dishrag than hot patoot. Your best moves are when you decide to leave and explore other stimuli. However, all is not lost; this is a great time to do a little self reflection and hone those dull edges into something sharp and snappy. Hey watch where you point that thing!
ARIES (03.21-04.20) Relationships may go through a period of increased stress, but also some much needed review. Proud Aries need to reassess what they want and do not want in a partnership. Those Rams on the hoof may go through several versions of the same song and dance before they learn to tango. Find your personal beat. Before you know it, you will have your pick of the dance floor.
TAURUS (04.21-05.21) Queer Bulls will never work harder with less payoff than now. But, before you resign yourself to resignation, think about how much you can learn during this informative period. This is the time to keep your pencils sharp and your erasers handy. Put in a little sweat equity, and before you know it, you will be on top of the heap. Uh, which heap is that?
GEMINI (05.22-06.21) Creativity will be more perspiration than inspiration at this time, but sweat is needed to get the little details done. Pink Twins may want to soar with the eagles but will have to content themselves with riding the subway with the rest of us. Never fear, you will have quite a few laughs along the way. That is if you do not take yourself too seriously. Ahem. : :
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