The Sun enters Pisces and stirs up our emotions and intuition. Float on a carpet of good vibes and expansive optimism. In fact you may feel so mellow that you’ll want to let loose and dance naked under the moon. Give a howl or two for greater effect.
PISCES (02.20-03.20) Happy Birthday Guppie! You are now blessed with good insights and meaningful communication and you deliver it with personality plus. Make good use of this zesty time. Set your sights on new opportunities and go get ‘em. Before you know it, time moves on and you will be just another schlub with a vacant grin and pocket protector.
ARIES (03.21-04.20) What do you divine rightnow? You have choices — you can volunteer for a great community or political cause, undertake a monumental, personally transforming project or maybe even find some old-timey religion. Gay Rams angle for an angle and seem to possess a third eye that steers them on the right path. Rub a crystal ball to expand your range of possibilities.
TAURUS (04.21-05.21) There is something that has queer Bulls juggling their smartphones. If you find that your personal stock hits an all time high, don’t sell yourself short. Fill your dance card to the margins, expand your social circle to a planet and see how far your good looks and charm can carry you. Let’s hope they carry you to Maui first class.
GEMINI (05.22-06.21) For those pink Twins who have toiled in the backroom, this time slot will focus a magnificent spotlight on your overall career efforts. Step up and claim your gold ring and corner office; payback is here and it is so very sweet. But, don’t forget to share your rewards and maintain your humility. They say it is lonely at the top. Or, is it lonely as the top?
CANCER (06.22-07.23) Curiosity may have killed the cat, but not you. Seek new horizons and see who and what is out there. Make your mark on the world and discover new and exciting people and places. If money is tight, satisfy your wanderlust through the internet and add some tasty foreign fare that is closer to home. But, if you have the dough, go go go.
LEO (07.24-08.23) Is it hot in here or is it just you? Proud Lions loosen their lacy collars. Sizzle with the sexy sensation and start frying with your own oil. Do I smell someone burning? And, yet, there will be some contrarians around you who will try to rein in their wild desires. Only rein them in with leather straps and a zippered mask, lover. Whoo, hoo!
VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Queer Virgins yearn for harmony and balance in a relationship and now you can maintain your poise and aplomb while connecting on a more intimate level with your significant other. Put on your rosy glasses, gaze into the abyss and see a bubble bath. For those of you who ache for the full domestic package, this is the time to weigh in and see if you can tip the scales.
LIBRA (09.24-10.23) If you have been feeling like a order-taker worker drone, this spance of time will have you overthrowing the oppressive capitalist system and taking your demands to the street. Toss off your shackles, gay Libra. There is an opportunity for you to shed your old skin and emerge wet and refreshed to tackle new tasks. Hey, get me a cup of coffee, will ya?
SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Queer Scorps feel in their prime. You are inspired, energized and full of fun and spit. There seems to be a party every hour and you simply cannot get enough good times. Eat drink and be merry, compadre, for in the not-too-distant tomorrow you will have to adhere to a diet and take afternoon naps to conserve your energy. How very sad.
SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Focus your attention on home related projects. Gay Archers expand and enhance their realm. Don’t chintz on the chintz. As long as you are feeling benevolent, try to open a new line of communication with a certain relative. Who knows? You may find a point or two of light. If not, don’t curse the dark; flip a switch and go your own way.
CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) If you have something to say, say it loud and queer. Pink Caps are usually full of self-important opinions and now you can be very persuasive. Bleed your screed online or tweet a legislator and get your vote in. It’s time to move a few mountains and mow them down into molehills. Steamroller anyone?
AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) Your finances take a dramatic turn for the better now. The money seems to effortlessly roll in and Aqueerians feel the need to go and splurge on some long-awaited treat. But, an ever better use is to use it to plan for a future cushy retirement. Let’s do that sooner rather than later. Take charge and I don’t mean credit card, pal. : :
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This article was published in the Feb. 20 – Feb. 19 print edition.