Drag Rag
Greetings and salutations, folks! You know the drill — we’re talking about wins and successes in pageantry here. Hope everyone is enjoying the gorgeous fall weather! It’s time to shave and put on a wig and some heels. Good evening!
Well, ladies and gents, here I go again! You know the drill — it’s about crowns and gowns here and sometimes a tux or two. Just depends. I hope everyone is doing well, getting ready for a gorgeous autumn full of contests. Y’all know how I do — if there’s [...]
Gather ‘round, gals and gyrls — it’s that time once more to chat about accomplishments in impersonator and male lead contests! I’m your Hostess with the Mostest, Miss Della, welcoming you back with open arms, as usual! We’ll start this time with local contests, and finish up with national-level ‘stuff.’ [...]
Oh, kiddies, it’s that time again when we chit-chat about the girls of crowns and gowns. It’s hotter than a Central American soccer team outside — Lordy, mercy! I’ll start this time with an oversight from the last Rag. I completely forgot to mention the results of the Miss Rainbow [...]
Well, kiddies, here we are again in my little world where the best looking women just happen to be males! So much to hash and re-hash, I don’t know where to begin. In the past month or so, Miss Della has been out a little more than usual. I saw [...]
Well, damn, kids — here we are for another drag ‘killing’ and I’m up to my neck in notes about tea from all over. I’d like to start with a sort of correction from the last time. I’m surprised none of the students from UNCC didn’t call me out on [...]
Oh, boys and girls, Spring has sprung! And, we’ve got pageants springing up everywhere, too. Let’s start off with some tea about contests that have already taken place, then we’ll sign off with some exciting stuff coming up. Deal? Of course, where better to start than with national contests? And, [...]
Oh, boiz and gyrls, here we are once more at my little inkspot on the page to talk about accomplishments in pageantry and the folks who do them. After a rough week that I got through, thanks to dear friends Big Mama B., Tajma Hall, Carmendy, and my sister Ree, [...]
Snowy greetings, kiddies. Normally I’m in such a good mood when I write the Rag. I do enjoy writing about the queens who do pageants and talking about the results of them. But this time, my mood is different and I’m sure you know why. Everyone knows by now that [...]
Howdy, folks, and Happy New Year! Where to begin? By the time this Rag comes out, I’ll be on my Central American voyage, but that’s a completely different story. It’s all about starting a new year off flawlessly — in some warmth with (hopefully) some brown-skinned babies! So much to [...]
Happy Holidays, kiddies! ’Tis the season for shows and pageants and such. That’s where I’ll start off. I hear I missed the show of shows the Wednesday before Thanksgiving at Scorpio and I am bitter.com! My mother, former Miss America Kerri Nichols, came out after a hiatus and really turned [...]
Hello fans and freaks, welcome back to the column where a crown (or a good show) is as good as gold! I’m so excited to be writing this particular Rag as we’ll be talking about a good friend of mine who has recently realized a dream and become your new [...]
Greetings and salutations, kids! Welcome back to my contribution to the wonderful world of female impersonation pageantry. We have new national titleholders hither and yon and a few new on the local levels, too. I was able to attend two very exciting contests recently that I’ll be able to speak [...]
I’ll start off with a big ole Howdeeeeeeeeeee! to honor the likes of Minnie Pearl from the “Hee Haw” days. If you grew around these parts, I don’t have to go any further. I’m back from Chicago and with Continental tea, and I’m pleased as punch with the results. My [...]
Greetings, admirers and fans of all shapes, colors, sizes and ages! Thanks for joining me once again for pageant chatter. There’s a whole cornucopia of tea to pour this time. I’ll start with results from the National Entertainer of the Year contest which just took place in Louisville, Ky. Congrats [...]
Oh my goodness, kiddies — here it is, the one and only Drag Rag and I’m running late (as usual) and trying to get to the “American Idol” concert in downtown to see this year’s winner Kris Allen and my Indian baby, Anoop Desai. Don’t blink your eyes or you’ll [...]
Oh, kiddies, here we are again and it’s hotter than a Cuban baseball player around these parts, Praise the Lord! I’m here doing one of the things that I do best — hashing and rehashing the drag pageantry scene and my cup runneth over! Where to begin? Our picture this [...]
Oh, kids, here I go again — rounding up the tea from coast to coast and we have so much to cover in such short time and space. We have two new national titleholders to welcome, as well as a plethora of local contests as well. Digging right in, congrats [...]
Howdy folks, and welcome to the column about what I consider to be the greatest show on Earth! As usual, I’ll be all over the place, rambling about this and that. We have new national titleholders — that’s enough to celebrate about, right? Over Easter weekend, Miss Continental PLUS and [...]
Oh, kiddies — pageant season is upon us and I’m as excited as a kid at Disneyland! It is with much regret that I’ll not be able to attend the Continental contests over Easter weekend. They promise to be spectacular. I’m actually headed in the opposite direction to Miami to [...]
