Venus moves into Aqueerius and conjuncts dizzy Neptune. This means that we can tip our love boat and fall overboard. Our amour can take to the high seas or go adrift on some sand barge. Pack a thermos and crackers for any extended stay.

PISCES (02.20-03.20) Your intuition is in over-drive. This may be a good thing because you are especially observant. But, it can also mean that you could blow certain things out of proportion and take action where none is needed. My advice — sit back and take it all in, Guppie. Process everything and store it until a time when you are thinking clearly. Then you can take over the world.

ARIES (03.21-04.20) Gay Rams might confuse platonic friendship for lusty love. And, why not? The two of you are getting along famously and there is so much connection. How can you resist? But, resist you must if you want to maintain a good relationship after the clouds of passion dissipate. A good friend can be forever. A randy lover? Well, maybe that has a limited shelf life.

TAURUS (04.21-05.21) If you think that you are making an impression on the big bosses, that may in fact be true. But, what type of impression are you making, Bull? Give your grand-standing a rest while you hone your act. A desired promotion may take longer to secure because of fuzzy communication. Just get close to you-know-who and leave the intrigue and politics until later.

GEMINI (05.22-06.21) Any travel plans may undergo a change as more facts are collected. The fancy hotel that you lust after may be a dump. Do your research and re-check your notes. Of course, if you are flexible and leave yourself open to possibilities, you may have a wild and wonderful experience full of mystery, excitement and love. Hey, who cares about the accommodations?

CANCER (06.22-07.23) Prepare for sexy excitement as you are lovey-dovey with the world and ready for action. Gay Crabs make any encounter extra zesty, but temper your enthusiasm until you calculate if the object of your desire is worth the price. A gaudy trinket may seem more exciting than the old reliable comforter, but who will keep you toasty at night?

LEO (07.24-08.23) Put more zing into a routine relationship while you have energy and desire. Romance is highlighted and you are especially delightful and delectable. But, as you pour your essential oils into the effort, be sure there is give and take from your significant other. It takes two to rubadub. Proud Lions on the loose are travelling in a pack of possibilities. Anyone is possible.

VIRGO (08.24-09.23) How hot does your coffee steam at the office? Just wait and see, queer Virgin. Co-workers give you the lusty eye and you might just say “aye.” But, plan things out in case the love of the workday becomes the love of the weekend. Bleeding your work life with home life will have its complications. Of course, you may welcome those types of complications.

LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Proud Libras know how to have fun. Get involved in something crazy creative and immerse yourself in the artistic process. This can be specifically in the arts or you can add a twist to something that is usually dry and boring. So, rev up your bubble machine and prepare to let loose on whatever. But, be warned — fun can go overboard. But, maybe that is the plan?

SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Family issues take center stage. Are you considering loved one’s feelings when you take a certain action or make a life changing decision? Probably not. Queer Scorps have their heads in the clouds, but should keep their feet firmly on the ground. Consider all possibilities. Ask for opinions. Then you can very well do what you wanted to do all along!

SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) If you sound otherworldly, kind, gentle and fuzzy wuzzy, chalk it up to the mellow vibes cascading through the cosmos this week. Gay Archers are usually mouthy and brutally honest. What a nice change a pace to be diplomatic! Use it or lose it, pal. Too, too soon you will lose your golden tongue and political capital. Right now, amass it and store it for future use.

CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) Your value system undergoes a massive reassessment. What is it that you truly value? How much will you compromise for the almighty dollar? Pink Caps with an eye towards wealth and status suddenly discover the advantages of enjoying the free things in life. How can you put a price on sunshine? Ah, but what if that sunshine happens to be in Miami Beach?

AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) Your personal star shines brightly and why not? Aqueerians are resplendent and standing in center stage. Start new projects. Meet as many new people as you can. Show the world what you can do and what you can accomplish. There is something about you that has the crowd on their feet. Uh, does that mean that they are heading towards the exits? Hurry. : :

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