We can fall head over heels for just another pretty face, especially when Neptune enters Pisces and conjuncts Venus. Will it be just another fling once the dust settles or will it be something much more? Let’s guess.

ARIES (03.21-04.20) Proud Rams love the sound of their own voice. However, you will go on…and on…until it is clear to all that you either do not know what you are talking about or are some sort of savant. Expect vivid dreams awash with revelations from ghostly spirits and seers from beyond. Interpret their whisperings wisely; you know how a game of “telephone” works.

TAURUS (04.21-05.21) There may be a certain friend who begins to look pretty darned good. Queer Bulls, anxious for connection, may passionately plug into a platonic partner. Please, do not be tempted. This is a giddy, transitory phase that will dissipate as the weeks wear on. It would be a shame to ruin a perfectly good friendship on a night (or less) of extremely foggy emotion.

GEMINI (05.22-06.21) There is someone trying to pull the professional wool over your eyes, pink Twin. Take note and file for future reference. This time period places you in the suckers corner where those with even less scruples than you try to take advantage. My advice: Remain practical and don’t make any major moves or major decisions for the next few weeks. Then find your own sucker.

CANCER (06.22-07.23) Don’t take anything at face value, especially when it comes in contract form. Legal issues become a minefield and where you think you are making headway, you can run right into a brick wall. Ouch! So read the fine print and ask advice, gay Crab. Temporarily sequester yourself in friendlier environs. You will settle the score soon enough.

LEO ( Life wraps you up in one big sensuous dream. Proud Lions may not know which end is up, which may not be a bad thing! You are awash with romantic intention and ache to spread your good vibes (and other attributes) around. But, will your amour du jour last? It’s up to you lover. Enter with your eyes wide open. Err, is that all?

VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Simple situations suddenly become much more complicated or, at least, much more emotional right now. You may be a superstar around senior staff, but your petty antics won’t impress your most important constituency — your partner. Queer Virgins should not confuse those who feed with those who feast. Chew on this for a while before you bite again.

LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Every quack diet and every strange health regime seems to be the magic pill for you now. How many pounds of who-knows-what do you have to consume before you feel on top of your game? The lesson to be learned is to love yourself for who you are inside and out. Make your own magic concoctions and share with a (very) good friend.

SCORPIO ( Proud Scorps are ready for a rollicking good time. Let them roll — bank roll that is — and make every jolly effort an expensive one. You may not know when enough is enough. But, hey, when you’ve got it, spend it to the hilt. Just remember that by the end of these two weeks, you may not have so much of it anymore. Who will love you then, baby?

SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Home is where the heart is, or something like that. Fact is, sweetheart, you may not be sure what to find at home right now. Gay Archers are apt to discover a few surprises when it comes to certain long-term and predictable relationships. Your reactions will determine whether these surprises turn into landmines or dust bunnies. Hey, but you never overreact. Ha!

CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) Get with the program bud. The fates goad you into making outrageous statements. You are bored! Bored! Sure, life as a mangy rat on a treadmill is not exactly what you envisioned for yourself, but don’t bow to the temptation to call it as you see it. Pink Caps should spend their time recharging and begin to feel the spring in their step. Don’t step in it now.

AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) Aqueerians become romantically inspired and think there is nothing better, nothing nicer than to shower their personal trinket with fabulous treasures. This may get the attention of a few fast friends who hope to benefit from your largess. Keep a beady eye open for opportunists and interlopers though. Stick with those who are tried and true — at least for now.

PISCES (02.20-03.20) There are times to get out there, mingle and meet new folks and then there are times to refrain from meeting. You may find that it will be difficult to tell when your presence is no longer required (or desired). What is a well-meaning Guppie to do? Better plan for a few quiet evenings and make your best impression on your sofa. : :

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