Take the bull by the horns when the Sun stampedes into Taurus. It is time to lasso and brand your personal message on the world. Grab what you want by the tail and don’t let go. Hey, nice tail.
ARIES (03.21-04.20) Here are some things to keep in mind right now. First, be sure to surround yourself with luxurious objects of art to stimulate your imagination. Second, take a peek at your nest egg to see if it is ready to hatch. Third, cook up your best ideas and serve them while they are hot. Gay Rams launch themselves into outer space. Don’t scramble your message.
TAURUS (04.21-05-21) There is something about you, something astute, clever and very charming. But, queer Bulls may go out on a social limb in an attempt to weasel their way into a certain highly selective social circle. Life is much more that glibly chatting up the glitterati in order to get ahead. Don’t slip on your own oil as you grease the wheels … along with other parts. Get some heft behind you.
GEMINI (05.22-06.21) What is it about this time period that makes pink Twins so wildly intuitive? Buff up your crystal ball and take a close peek. You conjure up all sorts of radical scenarios and strange ideas. Saner folks think that you are either a savant or a loon. They say that there is a fine line between genius and madness. Have you crossed it? I guess we will have to see.
CANCER (06.22-07.23) If you find that your social calendar fills to overflowing, jump in with both feet. Friends rely on you to provide the who, what, when and where. But how, gay Crab? The secret is to maintain (and update) your list of contacts and do your research. Start with the A list and work your way down. Hmmm, how low on the alphabet will you need to go to get the right buzz?
LEO (07.24-08.23) It is time to strategize, proud Lion, and manifest your corporate destiny. Keep your ear to the ground and pay close attention to possible new opportunities. Have you been toiling in the background for substandard compensation and little recognition? Your time is coming soon. The real question is — will your head fit into your new spacious office?
VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Drop your antiseptic view of the world and get down and dirty, queer Virgo. This spance of time goads you into getting to the guts of things to find out what gives you your unique spark. You may be surprised at what makes you tick. If the past few weeks have darkened your luminous light, use this time to find a slice of sunny oomph. Heck, why not eat the whole pie!
LIBRA (09.24-10.23) There is a tendency to play the victim when things do not go your way. Stop nursing those regrets and use this time to bulldoze your way though the negative blockade. Folks don’t like what you like? Tough. Consider the source when others start to criticize or stall you. Only you can control how you feel about yourself and what you can personally accomplish.
SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) As things heat up, proud Scorps cannot help but consider their options in relationships. Create a list of what is working and what isn’t with partners. Ties that bind tighten and single scorpions are itching to get hitchin’. But, choose carefully, lover; the upcoming sultry months deserve a hot and buttered companion, not a hot and bothered one.
SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Feeling especially slothful and decadent? (So, what else is new?) That relaxing feeling will soon pass, gay Archer, as a fire is set under you. Well, maybe not a fire, but certainly a fair amount of guilt. Perhaps it is time to think about getting into better shape. Implement a new exercise regime and diet before your spandex stretches to cellophane.
CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) Grab a fistful of party mix and chug-a-lug. You become quite the party animal. Pink Caps have a way of finding the hottest spot in town and can turn up the temperature even more. Before you singe your best assets on a quick flame, check to see if there are longer lasting opportunities for romance. At least, find one that will burn through the summer.
AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) This time period stirs up your domestic agenda. Survey your domain and see if it needs some sprucing up. Aqueerians would like to plan some home-based entertaining, but how can you even consider it with your current abode? The experts are unavailable, but don’t let that stop you. What should stop you are those paint swatches in shades of puce and the macrame plant hangers.
PISCES (02.20-03.20) Your conversation is less than riveting, but who really cares? This is the time to set foundations and solidify your position rather than shake the rafters. Collect your thoughts and see how practical you can be. There are some surprising results on the horizon no matter what the naysayers say. March to your own tune. Even better — tango to it. : :
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