We hit a planetary trifecta as Mars, Venus and Mercury all move into Taurus. Suddenly, we find that our hearts, minds and actions are in sync. Full speed ahead, compadres. No parking, unless you are asked to.
TAURUS (04.21-05.21) There is something about the way you carry yourself that has everyone talking. Perhaps, it is because your every move is dramatic and eye catching. Okay, maybe it is simply your wardrobe. Are the 1970s back? Queer Bulls love to strut their stuff upon the stage of life. Now consider strutting with a bit more style and panache before they bring out the hook!
GEMINI (05.22-06.21) Pink Twins can let their intuition run wild. You may dream of the winning lottery numbers or of a great new way of making money the old-fashioned way. But, dreaming won’t make it happen. The cosmos advises you to consult a few good (and knowledagable) friends about money, love and life in general. Get out of the wading pool and dive in the deep end.
CANCER (06.22-07.23) There is a time to be sociable and a time to tend to your own success. Set your sights on success, money, achievement and more money. Balance needs to be achieved, pink Crab. Good thing that you can spread your charm over new terrain and win over the power set. You are especially attractive to those who do not know you well. Same old story.
LEO (07.24-08.23) Aggressive is one word for it; pushy is another. Your first impressions are rather memorable. Proud Lions turn their thoughts to career matters, but may find themselves weighing the corporate compromises they must make with their sense of fair play and personal affirmation. Thank you for scraping up the semblence of a conscience. What will you do with it?
VIRGO (08.24-09.23) “I need to get out of here and see what the world has to offer.” So sez your inner voice. “But what do I have to do (read: endure and compromise) to be a success on the world stage?” So sez your family. “Who gives a rat’s ass what the world thinks? Let’s have another round of beers, gang!” So sez your friends. Who can think with all this yapping going on!
LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Life is an interesting balancing act. Proud Libras effortlessly maneuver through any tight spot by turning on the charm that you have in dollops. But, before you slip on your own oil, be sure that friends are willing to take up the slack for your laziness. You soon realize that even a small effort can have mammoth impact.
SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Your attention is diverted from your daily affairs to affairs of the heart. Queer Scorps ache for attention and adoration and are willing to put themselves out on a limb to get it. (So, what else is new?) Last minute travel leads to romance, at least while you are away from home base. Keep the flame stoked with cyber flashes. Are you a hot bot?
SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Gay Archers are swept off their feet when they least expect it. It can happen at any time, in any place from your gray cubicle to the Red Square. At least, that is what is promised. Will the anticipation match the experience? It is entirely up to you, lover. How flexible are you? They say that it is hard to teach an old dog new tricks. Prove the skeptics wrong.
CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) Pink Caps have a sense of sexual adventure. Set out and explore the terrain. You find yourself joining in the fun and feeding your imagination with all sorts of creative possibilities. Try something new and see if you can jolt your artistic impulses. There is something stimulating in the air so don’t waste time. The possibilities are endless. But, how endless is your stamina?
AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) Prepare for a shake-up at home as you ponder a move, re-examine partnerships and possibly even catch a glimpse of you sideways in the mirror. A new broom will sweep clean and buff in all areas. Aqueerians may be feeling a bit staid and static, but you find that as things march on, you feel more energized and ready for change. Don’t forget about your socks.
PISCES (02.20-03.20) Genius is never recognized in its own time, Guppie. And, that is a pity since you have so much to offer in terms of calculating observation and pithy comment. Chalk it up to jealousy and seed your trails as you continue your life journey. The lesson to be learned is that you must listen to your own voice no matter what, even if it kvetches. Oy!
ARIES (03.21-04.20) Every toad will resemble royalty. Maybe that is because you seek the comforts of life and feel so achy breaky that any stray look or comment will get your heart aflutter. Rein it in, gay Ram, and be as practical as you can for now. Direct your actions to more mundane activities like planning for your financial future. Now that should set your heart pounding! : :
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