Our free-wheeling summer ways were fun, but now it’s time to get serious. Both the Sun and Venus enter Virgo and ask us to eat our peas and clean our rooms. Before you start shoving peas under your bed in protest, step back and see how nice everything looks when all is in place. Maybe even nice enough to keep it that way?
LEO (07.24-08.23) If you have been feeling like you are down to your last pennies, worry less. Proud Lions discover new revenue streams and find ways to improve their financial outlook. Of course, it won’t happen by wishing it so. You have to make an effort. Do the necessary research and ask a reputable advisor. Become the billionaire you always wanted to marry.
VIRGO (08.24-09.23) There are so many new things to try, new people to meet and new places to see that it may become overwhelming with all the choices. But, this is the time to jump in and see what is what and who is who. Queer Virgins are not only in the beehive of all the activity, they are also the ones who are creating all the buzz. Now, if you could also keep all the honey.
LIBRA (09.24-10.23) There is something happening behind the scenes that will prove to be fun and enlightening, if you give it a chance. Open yourself up to possibilities. Anyway, you seem to know intuitively what it is and can prepare to enjoy any “surprise” to the hilt. Proud Libras might also have a secret admirer who, after a few false starts, finally reveals themselves to you. Uh, ho.
SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Queer Scorps are awash with pals. So many in fact that you may secretly ache for some quiet time. But, don’t retreat yet. There are opportunities to be mined that are very advantageous for you. In fact, you should expand your outreach to friends of friends because there is someone out there who can make certain things happen for you. Keep pressing the flesh until it manifests.
SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) If you think that your career plans have stalled, think again. This is the time to rev them up and take them for a spin. Gay Archers have grand plans that could advance them to the executive suite. So, what are you waiting for? Implement grand plans now while you have the personal charisma to charm any snake. And, there will be more than one in your work area.
CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) You know what is right, so do the right thing. Handle all legal matters with a dispassionate eye and they will go the way you want them to go. Expand your horizon by thinking of new approaches to old intractable problems and maybe even contemplate a change of scenery. I bet you will think of a lot a great solutions lounging on a chaise on some lovely beach.
AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) Aqueerians are sexy beasts and know what they need to do to grab all the adoring attention for themselves. Find ways to get yourself in the right crowd. Press and impress. But, as you ooze passion, don’t slip on your own oil by becoming a spoiled diva. Remember what happens at the stroke of midnight to your carriage and costume. Back to used cars and cut-offs?
PISCES (02.20-03.20) Relationships hit a high point. Maybe that is because you realize how important it is to really connect with another person. Make every connection more meaningful and stronger. For those Guppies swimming in the vast ocean, don’t be surprised if someone nets you and hauls you in. But, you have to dive into the water and not hesitate by the wet bar.
ARIES (03.21-04.20) Not only will the day-to-day job seem more appealing, you will also see that a happier attitude about work makes you more appealing too. Suddenly, co-workers don’t mind hanging out with you by the watercooler and you get that envied position on the corporate softball team. Enjoy it while it lasts, gay Ram. Something will set you off again after Labor Day.
TAURUS (04.21-05.21) You are the one to know and why not? Queer Bulls know how to have a good time and attract many followers. Plan some riotous get-togethers and get the gossip mill going. And, if you feel a spark of creativity, follow your gay muse and see where it takes you. You can set the stage on fire with your enormous talent. Well, at least you will think so.
GEMINI (05.22-06.21) Family issues become much more important. So, see what you can do to make relatives more comfortable and agreeable. But, while you shouldn’t mind making some effort on their behalf, don’t become a doormat. Balance and compromise are very important in forming beneficial and successful relationships. Washington — take note.
CANCER (06.22-07.23) You know just what to say to get others to do what you want them to do. So, what do you really want them to do, gay Crab? Spend some time cultivating and incubating fresh and profitable ideas that will not only benefit you but will also help your neighborhood. There will be time at the end of the month to successfully implement your plans. So, start to plan now. : :
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