Ho ho ho. December is here and the planets are not only jolly, but generous. Jupiter redirects and trines Sun in Capricorn. Gather your gifts and see who has been naughty and who has been nice.
SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) You will work hard for what you get, but that should not be a concern to you because you are indeed working hard right now. And, there is a light at the end of the work tunnel. All your efforts can pay off and you will be well-heeled for the holiday season. So, eat, drink and be very merry now gay Archer. Even rats on a treadmill deserve a coffee break.
CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) If there was anyone who could use a good party, it is you, pink Cap. So, don your gay apparel and plug into the holiday party circuit. It is time to see and be seen. And, you can even make a scene. All is forgiven because you are so dynamic, charismatic and engaging now. I think the wire hanger holding the mistletoe over your head is a very nice touch.
AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) There is a lot bubbling below the surface that is waiting to burst out. Secrets should be shared and why not? It will make you seem all knowing and mysterious. And, that can be very attractive. Plan some festive surprises at home with some good friends and family and don’t be surprised if you are surprised yourself. Why am I not surprised?
PISCES (02.20-03.20) Your desire to make a name for yourself becomes an obsession. And, maybe that oomph is what you need to finally get some long-dormant plans launched. Talk to advisors and do your research. You have toiled too long in the background and now you deserve some recognition. Success is at hand, Guppie. See if you can transfer from the hand to the wallet.
ARIES (03.21-04.20) All your plans for corporate domination may have an opening. Proud Rams can capitalize on all their hard work and planning and can secure a place at the boardroom table. Of course, if you are more interested in entrepreneurial goals, it is a good time to break ground on your new business. Santa rewards the good. Now you are very good.
TAURUS (04.21-05.21) All eyes have been on you for so long, you may forget that they are even there. But, this is no time to forget to cultivate your public face. While things might have gotten out of hand in the past few months, these days will prove to be a good time to consolidate your efforts and reap international acclaim. The sky is the limit. Fly it in first class style, queer Bull.
GEMINI (05.22-06.21) Although you love to play coy, even you will be caught up in the game of love this season. And, what a game it will be! Secret admirers who have been biding their time to make their move will now make their move. All of a sudden you are the one to meet, greet and sweet talk. Can you handle all this adoration without it going to your head? Ho ho ho.
CANCER (06.22-07.23) Prepare for a rush of holiday-inspired festivities that will enliven current relationships and maybe even create new and exciting ones. Store up your energy so you can last the entire time in party mode. And, in that time you will find ways to expand your list of friends and try out some new organizations. How about Occupy the Nearest Party?
LEO (07.24-08.23) When it comes to your career, the bigger the better now. Proud Lions find that a particular professional project opens a big door of opportunity at work. Showcase your talents to the big wigs and see where it can lead. Of course, you might just decide to keep a few pet projects tucked under your hat. All the better to hide your own big wig designs.
VIRGO (08.24-09.23) What is it that inspires you, queer Virgin? You will find out during the days ahead as you get drawn into several different types of artistic ventures. And, you know what they say — nothing ventured, nothing gained. So, explore, experiment and take a risk. It may not all succeed, but so what? Your creativity hits a high note, even if you can’t sing.
LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Deck your home with not only Holly but a bunch of other friends. Get into the holiday party scene and make a scene. Not only will you have a time period of home entertaining ahead of you, you will also be able to reconnect with long-lost relatives. Try your hand at genealogy. Who knows what buried treasure lies at the foot of the family tree? Or, is it a secret?
SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Let your words fall like sugarplums. You will need to be especially diplomatic and coaxing in many of your relationships. And, this is because you are angling for some pretty big end-of-year favors. Certainly, an expensive gift could help pave the way to your eventual success even more than mere words. But, that is up to you, queer Scorp. : :
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