The Sun enters Capricorn and conjuncts Pluto. Ignite your engines and set off into outer space. Whoosh! Keep an eye out for any heavenly body. Anyone we know? Uh, Santa?
CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) You are a powerful source of energy. Even shy and retiring types are pushed into the epicenter of action. You may find that your mere presence creates great excitement. Your passing glance penetrates into the very essence of others. Fan clubs sprout and explode. You create havoc. Good. Things need to be shaken up once in a while.
AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) Don’t even try to keep things under wraps. There is nothing you can do to prevent your most sensitive secrets from being revealed in very public ways. Don’t worry — there is nothing to be embarrassed about. Enjoy the liberation and freedom, Aqueerius. You have been living in a prison of your own design. It is high time to break out!
PISCES (02.20-03.20) You are apt to make some startling and memorable impressions on friends and certain acquaintances. If you are aching to make a big splash, this is the time to dive into the pool. But, you may displace more water than you expect. Guppies are unusual and opinionated most of the time. Now, you are the big mouth on the front page. Okay, enjoy it.
ARIES (03.21-04.20) There is something exciting in the air. Gay Rams are packed with confidence, spit and fire. (What else is new?) What are you waiting for? Use this jolt to push ahead in your career. You have worked too hard and too long not to take advantage of this newly discovered power. So, get ready to enjoy your just desserts, comrade. Hmm, is that a cherry on top?
TAURUS (04.21-05.21) Cross all obligations off your calendar and set a new course for yourself. Expand your horizon through any means possible: the internet, travel, education or even just a new route home. You can make your dreams come true queer Bull and become a centrifugal force that emanates power and allure. All orbs gravitate to you. Rubadub, you lucky thing.
GEMINI (05.22-06.21) It comes to me on good authority that there are a number of folks who desire you from afar. They notice your walk, your talk and even every nuanced reaction. Do you even notice, pink Twin? Well, you certainly will right now. Your stock rises, among other things. Strut it like you mean it. Order back-up security in case the crowd becomes unruly.
CANCER (06.22-07.23) Don’t go it alone. You think that every relationship requires compromise. Gay Crabs foolishly try to maintain their independence, but those who aspire for a merger and acquisition have other ideas. Thank goodness. Just like that, you are captured and caged. Don’t struggle too hard, lover. Deep down you are perfectly happy being a kept crab.
LEO (07.24-08.23) As you glance at yourself sideways in the mirror there comes a moment of truth. You sort of like what you see. Granted, you may be a work in progress, but there appears to be enough good raw material to work with. Okay, so now what? This time period provides the much needed energy you require to perfect upon perfection. Release your inner deity as you diet, proud Lion.
VIRGO (08.24-09.23) What is it about, queer Virgins, that give them such magnetism now? You are aching to be shaking, socializing and shagging. You may not realize your limitations now. So, pace yourself lest you dissipate and dissolve in the sparkling scenes. Remember — a drooping wallflower was never a favorite bloom in your personal bouquet.
LIBRA (09.24-10.23) How long will it take you to get to the bottom of things in any family matter? Not too long. Proud Libras feel the rumblings of discontent among the malcontents. Things may just pop and good thing, too. Clear away the barriers and use the rest of the time to enjoy each others’ company. Okay, just be content to not argue.
SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) If there is something on your mind, it may just find itself posited smack in the middle of your conversation. This is not a bad thing. These deeply felt words will move mountains … and even level them. But, think and weigh your words before you blurt them out. You wear your heart on your sleeve now. Yuck. Take it to the laundry, proud Scorp.
SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) You are apt to desire more than just the basic elements of life. You need glory, grandeur and some very expensive accessories to feed your inner soul. Luckily there is a possibility that you will come into a bit of extra cash, especially if you have invested wisely. Spend like there is no tomorrow, gay Archer. The way you are going there won’t be. : :
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