Sisyphus was a king who spent eternity pushing his rock uphill only to have it roll back down over his toes. Ah, if he were around, he could harness the energy of Mercury conjunct Pluto trine Jupiter and conjure up a way for the rocks to propel on their own steam. Push your dreams to the limit and stay out of falling rock zones.

CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) There is too much going on in your life as events will add a bit of surprise to the choices. Pink Caps are goaded into making snap decisions and later find that these decisions are based on very changeable facts. Smile for the camera and make your debut as graceful and charming as possible. They adore you today and forget your foibles tomorrow. You hope.

AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) If you have been daydreaming through life, this time period delivers a clarion wake up call. Pow! All that you have come to expect and know suddenly shakes, rattles and rolls. Weak structures fall. Strong ones get stress cracks. But, when the dust settles and garbage gets hauled away you may just see the sunny sky peek through. Now, get to work, Aqueerius!

PISCES (02.20-03.20) What is a friend? Certainly someone with whom you can share a laugh, who will be there for you when the chips are down and who tolerates even your most disgusting habits. Pals may surprise you, Guppie. Your social list undergoes revision. Potential pals gravitate to your orbit like so many asteroids…or is it cosmic debris? I guess we will soon find out.

ARIES (03.21-04.20) Are you confident that your careful political maneuvering will pay off professionally? Let’s see how the organizational chart shifts to fill the potholes in your corporate superhighway. Are you fated to middle management? Heck no. Be flexible, keep a good sense of humor and carefully invest your money. Then you can buy the company and “clean house.”

TAURUS (04.21-05.21) Queer Bulls cannot rest their cases. There are suddenly too many objections to overcome. The best thing to do is to focus on any legal wranglings with an eye to making a fresh and compelling argument. You shine in center stage and can even enlist expert help. Sequester yourself in some far off hideaway and seek a friendly habeas corpus. Is the jury still out??

GEMINI (05.22-06.21) Flirty pink Twins have a rocket in their assorted pockets. You begin to boil over with an excess of sexual energy that needs to be released. But, are you in it for the long haul, lover? Right now, things may favor short bursts of ardor rather than luxuriously long stints and quantity rather than quality. Hmm, so why is it different from any other time?

CANCER (06.22-07.23) Even serene relationships have moments of explosive intensity.Prepare for a few skirmishes on the relationship border and extra stress along with the passion. As fast as it comes is as fast as it goes. Real soon you might settle back into a dull routine. It is a shame that you can’t bottle all this intensity for an occasional pick me up. Or, can you?

LEO (07.24-08.23) There has never been a better time to make changes in your day-to-day work pattern. Nothing goes as planned in anything routine. Good! Proud Lions need more spice in their life. Look at the world with fresh eyes by painting that gray cubicle a hot pink. They’ll be talking for weeks. So, give them something to talk about beyond small paint swatches and memos.

VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Queer Virgins become known for their electric, eclectic passion. You are apt to feel charged to the point of being overloaded. There are too many places to go and people to see. The dance music speeds up and the fun becomes fun, fun, fun. How much can you withstand before your wires fray and cause a fire? Wear an asbestos suit just in case and party on!

LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Your domestic agenda gets sidelined. Nothing that you plan to do around the house pans out in the expected way and that goes for projects and family interactions. Things that go bump in the night also bump and grind in the day. This can be good — you can see things in a new way. Just have plenty of cleaning material at hand for the aftermath, proud Libra. Oops!

SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) I just read an article about creating new words like “bagriculture.” Okay, here’s another one: “scorpionious” — a desperate attempt to stabilize ones world as cosmic forces wreak havoc with every word. You have some great thoughts and just need to sugar the message. Avoid any scorpionious fallout by speaking softly and carrying a big stick. Oh, you tease you.

SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) In financial situations sometimes you’re up and sometimes you’re down. This is especially so now when your fiscal windmill tilts with every breeze. Big money can be gained or squandered — it is up to you. My advice is to avoid major purchases and content yourself with window shopping. Perhaps, the best things in life are free? Oh, don’t make me laugh. : :

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