We are no April Fools especially with the march of planets through strong constellations of Aries and Taurus. Know where you are and where you are going. When in doubt, pretend like you know what you are doing and no one will question you.

ARIES (03.21-04.20) Even if money is a pressing concern, it squeezes you a little less now. That is because your charisma seems to generate the generosity of benefactors. Milk it for all its worth, proud Ram, and invest the spillage into clever and well-researched equities. You never know when you will need that extra fiscal oomph — and exactly how much oomph you will really need.

TAURUS (04.21-05.21) Move with the big movers and shakers, queer Bull. You need to find new herds to join and new pastures in which to roam. Not only can you spread your influence, your ample, generous personality can command any crowd. Use it for good and not for petty and selfish purposes. Later on, you may need to rely on the kindness of strangers and then what?.

GEMINI (05.22-06.21) The gossip and scuttle is that pink Twins are the ones to know. They have powers of persuasion and are a link to everything that is good. Is that true? No matter what you think and feel, you can glide on the wings of great press and unforeseen lucky graces. Go with the flow and don’t ask too many questions. All too soon you will be back to grabbing anything you can get.

CANCER (06.22-07.23) Friends are working for your benefit, so allow them some space and freedom to do what they want and need to do for you. In fact, use this time to expand your social circle beyond your clique. Join new organizations and elite groups. You seem to have what it takes to take on anything and anyone. There is someone in particular who has big plans for you. How big is big?

LEO (07.24-08.23) Even though you feel like a rat in the middle of a big rat race, there is a payoff at the finish line. Proud Lions think that all their hard efforts have been ignored by the top executives, but that is wrong. In fact, there may be some additions to your responsibilities that can increase your value to the company. Oh, goody. But where is the money?

VIRGO (08.24-09.23) You are currently an international sensation. Immerse yourself with anything regarding the internet and social media or do it the old-fashioned way and just travel. Find any excuse for a vacation. It has palliative benefits. Queer Virgins yearn to expand their borders. Don’t sit and wait for something to happen. Go for a land grab and manifest your destiny.

LIBRA (09.24-10.23) You charmer you. Not only do you ooze sexuality, you can maximize every deep encounter — from business to pleasure — to your personal benefit. Lovers are powerful figures who enhance your life. Legal issues resolve to your benefit based partially on your charm. Even mundane projects become epicenters of creativity and opportunity. May this time period last forever for you.

SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Relationships improve dramatically right now and not a moment too soon. Queer Scorps who are looking for a special someone can find them…if they get out there and look. Those currently in a partnership find that romantic delightful moments increase exponentially. Don’t waste this time on dredging up the past. Look to the future and any lovely present that you can offer.

SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Gay Archers seem to have more pep and energy. Maybe that is because you have found new ways to get rid of all your excess “stuff,” whether that means jobs, tasks, clutter or issues, that drain your energy reserves. Good, because you will soon have other, more enticing things to take up your time and excess energies. No names please!

CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) You are feeling pretty lucky. But, if you have the choice of being lucky in cards or lucky in love, choose love. Gambling may seem easy, but it has little long-term impact. Love on the other hand, goes from light to heavy as time progresses. Pink Caps with a penchant for drama can ramp up their creativity. Body painting with food is a thought.

AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) It feels so cozy at home it may be hard for you to get out and mosey around town. But, try to find time for both cocooning and gadflying about. It might be a good time to plan for some extensive home renovations or even a festive basheroo or two. For those Aqueerians with family issues, tackle them now. You are especially diplomatic for a change.

PISCES (02.20-03.20) Even a stray thought can take on monumental proportions. So, nurture any idea, no matter how small or insignificant it may seem. You have a wonderful way of expressing yourself and hold boundless enthusiasm that is contagious. Remember: Little acorns grow into big oaks and tiny sparks of genius can light the world. Yes, even you Guppie. : :

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