There are thrills and chills in the air as Venus retrogrades and trines retrograde Saturn. Expect to fall head over heels for a look and a smile. But, don’t carry your heart in your hand, lover; you are apt to drop it and slip on all the love juice. Which end is up? Will you care?

TAURUS (04.21-05.21) Queer Bulls are known to greatly enjoy the finer things in life — when they can afford them and even when they can’t. You are now tempted by items that promise luxury and sensuality. If you find that your current wants exceed your budget, consider temporarily deferring your materialistic desires. You will not get your money’s worth. And, maybe that is good.

GEMINI (05.22-06.21) Oh, you charmer you. Pink Twins turn it on and expect the world to fall at their feet while they bask in the adoration. Folks gravitate to you from all corners of the world — or, so it seems. You feel attractive, cheerful and full of zest. Who can possibly resist? You now think that you are quite a hot, steamy number. Be sure that it is not “number two.”

CANCER (06.22-07.23) Grab your heart and hold on tight; it will have a tendency to fill with helium and float away into dangerous zones. Romantic, pink Crabs are in love with love now and will not notice how high they are flying. You are attracted to all levels of denizen. Before you float up and bump your head on a pointy crag, keep your expectations realistic. Okay, keep them low…as before.

LEO (07.24-08.23) If you feel pulled in two directions it may be because the cosmos is yanking your chain. Proud Lions feel compelled to make final decisions on a range of personal issues. But, there is really no rush to decide. In fact, decisions made now may be the wrong ones in the long term. If friends want a piece of you, just lie back and enjoy it.

VIRGO (08.24-09.23) If you believe that old yarn that hard work pays off, then there is only you to blame. This time period suggests that if you quietly apply yourself, you will move up in the organization. Well, I say “bull,” queer Virgin. I say that politics and careful maneuvering will get you ahead, not punching longer and longer hours on the clock. Happy hour begins at 5 p.m. See you there.

LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Somewhere in this world, there are gay Libras going out partying, getting lost along the way and meeting up with all sorts of suspicious, dangerously fun types. Is this your lucky day or a day that will eventually dredge up all sorts of agita? Keep a watchful eye on tempters who continue to ply you with alcohol. Will you meet a mickey (or minnie) fin?

SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) You are sending out sexy vibes wherever you walk. The scent seems to capture the attention of more than a few potential admirers. But, at the end of the day, there is something pulling you home. Will you be followed? Maybe you are ready for some changes in your domestic life. But, don’t take in any strays…just yet.

SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) How perfect are you as a mate? Well, the trail of dirty laundry that you disperse like breadcrumbs around the house would suggest that you need a bit of handling. Partners and would-be partners are telling you to shape up but right now you could be blind to your filthy habits. Gay Archers have potential. What they really need is a good bath.

CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) Pink Caps look in the mirror and they see a champion of the underclass, a fighter for the rights of the powerless and a helpmate to the exploited. Yeah, right. You now have a foggy view of things around the office. The fact is, comrade, that you occupy a rarified position and can’t really impact change. Stoke the embers later when you really catch fire.

AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) Who is that wild spirit? It must be Aqueerius, dressed to the nines and looking rather…er…interesting. This time spane brings you unbridled fun, (unless you request otherwise…) romance and excessive, outrageous behavior. You are encouraged to change your physical appearance in the hope of attracting a new crowd of party hounds. Woof, woof.

PISCES (02.20-03.20) You can usually rely on your intuition to get you through the sticky spots in life. The road is especially foggy now, especially in your home life. You have certain expectations and needs that require action immediately. As the fates take a reality check, Guppies should rely on their good common sense rather than on their sixth sense. Oh, now they really are in trouble!

ARIES (03.21-04.20) Wise gay Rams are veritable fonts of knowledge and generously toss their various pearls of wisdom to any swine with a fleeting interest. So much for the glorious (and temporary) feeling it generates. Ultimately, no one will listen to your plaintive yearnings. Good thing too; soon you change your tune. Perhaps, to something with a klezmer beat? : :

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