Feisty Mars enters Libra and squares volcanic Pluto. Oh, no. Our best of good intentions have a way of running amok. This may be good for devil-may-care types, but for those of us with a bit of a conscience, it’s better to think it rather than act on it. Try to scramble your cracked eggs to make a soufflé.
CANCER (06.22-07.23) They say that rewards come to those who sit and wait, but I disagree. Gay Crabs can cut the waiting time on any project that impacts their public persona. Dig deep into your resources (meaning all sources including family) and see what happens. Focus on home-based projects and don’t forget to take out the garbage. Anyone we know?
LEO (07.24-08.23) Proud Lions are moved to speak…no, yell…to make their opinions known. My opinion is that you should carefully monitor and edit your screed. Commentary leads to dysentery and may cause some surprising fallout from some very unexpected, heretofore, hidden places. Your communication is about as subtle as a descending anvil. Keep looking up!
VIRGO (08.24-09.23) You think money will solidify friendships, but it can as easily cause great chasms. Consult the financial tea leaves before you sponsor a party or event. Some relationships may chaff at the bottom line and will not run as smoothly as you would like. When in doubt, party on the cheap or encourage potluck soirées. Save the champagne for later on, queer Virgin.
LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Actions taken to jump start your personal agenda spark changes in your career. Proud Libras love to savor the center stage and you have opportunities that are too tempting to resist. Be sure that your spotlight doesn’t overshadow certain relatives. Calculated action could catapult you to the top of the family list. The question is: Which list is that?
SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Doing a good deed could lead to great, unexpected rewards. Queer Scorps must maneuver carefully as the most unassuming effort could spiral out of control. Intuitive sparks can illuminate the landscape. Collect and connect your various shards of information to get to the solution to the puzzle. How many pieces of your mind will it require?
SAGITTARIUS (11.24-12.22) Friends think they have your best interests at heart, but they wind up tossing some rather rotten garbage onto your path of true lust. Gay Archers find that there is extra stress placed on the range of relationships — platonic and passionate. You may be attracted to some rather unusual types now. Will you find a gem among the trash. It depends on which dump you frequent.
CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) Are you able to handle your fast corporate rise? Let’s see how it goes as pink Caps are pushed onto the fast track to the professional executive boardroom. They say that the scent of power is alluring and you will wear it well. Try to splash that fabulous scent around and then get out there and meet and greet. You get ahead of any stinky competitor.
AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) Aqueerians find that their minds soar into the stratosphere. Global ideas and compelling political philosophies have a powerful impact on anything secretive and inspirational. So, be discerning and see what a great cause first requires of you. You enjoy the thought of a proletariat revolution, but you are hard pressed to give up all those nifty perks.
PISCES (02.20-03.20) Guppies have their hot-spots tickled. Woo, hoo. But, sexual antics can stir up distractions in the workplace if you are not careful. This could mean that you meet your next feast du jour at the watercooler or that the light bite from last night becomes the main course at your next departmental retreat. Who knows what tricks are up your sleeve…or other garments.
ARIES (03.21-04.20) Gay Rams should prepare for a grand dance in their personal relationships. If you’re hankering to revise, refresh or review a certain partnership, don’t be surprised if it results in a complete upheaval. It’s a breath of fresh air if it cleans out festering problems and solves them. However, if your driving a steamroller, be careful of crushing a few toes. Ouch!
TAURUS (04.21-05.21) If there was ever a time that queer Bulls could be tempted to blurt out the wrong thing, it could be right now. Words take on a gale force all their own, so think before you fan the air. Complain if you must, but make sure you are totally justified in your opinions. If you insist on being heard, all I can say is expect fireworks that can go viral. Hey it could be good.
GEMINI (05.22-06.21) Fun may be far more expensive than you think. This is not a particularly good time for pink Twins to go into the red with their green. Other folks may be able to risk their swag and win big, but not you at this time. Try to involve yourself in more creative and cheaper low-risk pursuits. How about sharing a box of fingerpaints with a handy friend? : :
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