Mercury in Libra lights up our life and gives us the glib gift of gab. But, don’t waste all this capability on just blowing hot air around. Use it to fan the flames of desire and get to where you really want to go. Do you know where you really want to go?

VIRGO (08.24-09.23) What is your net worth? Practical queer Virgins gain a new perspective on valuations — investments and expensive do-dads. How will you control the flow when your dough is squandered on wanton pals and wasteful partners? You may blow your wad on frivolous ventures and be led astray. Thank your lucky stars and save something for a rainy day! Drip. Drip. Drip.

LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Act on your visions, proud Libra. You will have opportunities to take advantage of fortuitous first meetings and brand new projects. Take a courageous leap and capitalize on the results. But, do it for personal rather than professional reasons. There are a few landmines in your career that need to be cleared before you bulldoze through with your tank. Take your time.

SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Proud Scorps get a case of the self-analyzing jitters. While a little introspection is good for the soul, don’t waste time contemplating your own navel. Put your creative juices to work volunteering for community service. There is fun to be had, as well as a nice karmic payoff. So, get out there bubbele. Who knows whose navel you’ll soon be contemplating?

SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Friends and social groups are pivotal now. Gay Archers become extraordinarily adept social directors, planning get-togethers and events that become the envious talk of the town. You are able to add a delightful dollop of magic to every encounter. And, all the action centers in your own backyard. So, how much action can you get? Loads if you are lucky.

CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) The time period brings out the political strategist in you. If professional goals have proven to be elusive try a different approach now. Senior staff meetings can serve as fresh opportunities to stake your claim for the advancement that you so richly deserve. A word of advice: Keep your thoughts focused. There are wet blankets out there who can dilute the impact of your best ideas.

AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) If you are itching to travel and reach out, circumstances make it possible to plan a fabulous adventure. Higher education is also highlighted for Aqueerians itching to learn a thing or two. It is so easy to procrastinate and chain yourself to your desk. In fact, you have the time and the money to make your dreams come true. Don’t sit home and scratch your head over it.

PISCES (02.20-03.20) Guppies are tempted to daydream their life away. Fight the temptation! This is the time to forge deeper, personal attachments and learn a few new things about what makes you tick. This time spance brings you luck and romance albeit one that is transitory and illusionary. Who cares? If sex is part of the equation, multiply it rather than divide it. You are a prime number.

ARIES (03.21-04.20) Take some time to consider the current state of your relationships. Are you getting what you need? Things become flirty and squirty if you can overlook partners’ fatal flaws and enjoy the moment and madness. For those gay Rams who are still on the hoof, this time period offers a bit of serendipity and unexplainable coincidences. Don’t ask why. Ask who, what, how and when.

TAURUS (04.21-05.21) Separate the wheat from the chaff in your job. Try not to hold on to any delusions about what you can and cannot accomplish in a day. Prioritization is what keeps you sane now. As with the job, health issues can also be addressed. Reduce stress by hanging around friends and letting off some steam. If that doesn’t work, try a steam room with a bunch of strangers.

GEMINI (05.22-06.21) You may experience a burst of creativity and seek wildly crazy extremes for your jolly times. The warning is that you may not know when enough is enough and can either dissipate your energies or screw up a fine romance. Pink Twins do not see limits now or choose to ignore them. The jovial inner voice prods you on. Will it also hogtie and brand you? Ohhh!

CANCER (06.22-07.23) Gay Crabs are tempted to cocoon, hang around the house and attend to all those nitty projects that never seem to get done. Good. Use this time to create a comfortable and romantic home environment in preparation for a feisty time. Get into some mischief by filling your space with far-flung friends and a few well flung strangers. Just don’t fling it too far, friend.

LEO (07.24-08.23) Proud Lions have trouble reining in their imaginative thoughts. It is not a bad thing to let your ideas roam wild. You never know where they can lead you! In fact, trying a more creative and offbeat approach to seemingly intractable issues may convince even ardent skeptics to agree to your way of thinking. Oh, do you have them fooled! : :

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