Don’t become an April fool when so many planets cluster in Aries and square retrograde Pluto. What this means is that seemingly innocent actions can totally upend our personal landscapes. Think you have a great idea? That is great but wait, wait and…wait some more.
ARIES (03.21-04.20) The temptation will be to try as many new people and experiences as possible. Your focus spans many interests, from latent projects to love. But, the universe has a way of letting you know that the landscape is changing quickly and today’s good idea is tomorrow’s second thought. Give things time to percolate, gay Ram, at least until the taste replicates the aroma.
TAURUS (04.21-05.21) In this cosmic swirl of intuition and just-pure fantasy, can you really tell fact from fiction? Not likely, queer Bull. So, if you find that your imagination is conjuring all sorts of crazy scenarios, take a step back and think about it for a second. There will be time to chase your dreams. To this time period, however, dream boats can be scuttled on a craggy rock…or two.
GEMINI (05.22-06.21) Friends are sending you all sorts of sensual signals. The air is rife with sparky love. Will you bite or just be devoured? It is up to you, pink Twin. The ball is in your court, so to speak. And, you have to decide if you are ready to complicate your platonic life for one lusty moment. If the answer is yes, go into it with your eyes wide open, among other things.
CANCER (06.22-07.23) The harder you work and try to get ahead in your career, the more you may upset certain close relationships. Maybe this is a good, refreshing change, gay Crab. Or, maybe it is just to be expected as you need to devote so much attention to the task at hand. Whatever your motivation, be sure that the ends justify the means when you finally get to the top of whatever heap.
LEO (07.24-08.23) Life is one big adventure, but as you begin your momentous journey, you may find yourself tied down by trivial tasks and time wasters. Freedom and adventure is right around the corner, proud Lion, but you will have to find a way to clear off your desk, finish up loose ends on the job and get your health in ship shape for cruise season. Then set sail to seek some seamen.
VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Queer Virgins certainly have “it” right now as their sexy animal magnetism is turned on full force. You not only attract anyone you set your sights on, you also have great fun doing it. Almost too much fun. So, be somewhat choosy, turn on your charisma and see who is lured to your bright light. Will it be like moths to a flame? I would not be surprised.
LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Proud Libras strive for harmony and balance in their lives. But, certain situations may tip your scales. Love relationships can now impact long-standing family issues. As much as you would like both sides to see eye-to-eye, they may be head-to-head. Hopefully, with some careful maneuvering, by the end of this time period, you will have them cheek to cheek.
SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Don’t let the daily frustrations of life spill into your job. And, don’t let any job frustrations cause you to complain. It won’t do any good and will make it harder to regain your footing. Be the strong, silent type now, proud Scorp. Let the vagaries of life swirl around you while you meditate on happier times. Even better, escape and let the bureaucracy go on without you.
SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Fun is on your personal agenda, whatever ”fun” means to you. So, whatever you find enjoyable and fulfilling, do it all through this time period. Just check on the costs involved to be sure that what you like to do is within your budget. Gay Archers can get carried away by an inspiration. You don’t want inspiration to cause much monetary perspiration.
CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) If you find that you are chafing under restrictive family rules, break free now and give yourself a chance to re-invent yourself with your own rules. Some rules are naturally made to be broken. For those pink Caps who are planning a residential move, expect to be surprised by the choices out there. Will you go rural from urban? Let’s not bet the farm.
AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) What you think is quickly said could upend careful behind-the-scenes negotiations. At least that is what Aqueerians seem to want at this time. You are full of big ideas and are ready to share them without careful editing. My advice is to contemplate the impact of your ideas and carefully test the waters before you launch them. There is time to unleash your torrent later.
PISCES (02.20-03.20) Good times with friends is on your agenda. But, be sure that you have the money to party hearty and float your pals when their wallets are empty. Guppies can exceed their budgets because of a combination of too many needy friends and too many great things to do. Have fun, but save a little for a rainy day too. Oh, do I feel a drop? Or is it just a bunch of drips? : :
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