The Sun enters Taurus and gets us moving and grooving. Plan to nibble in new pastures, run along with the bulls and enjoy the upcoming spring weather. Ready? Set? Go, go. go!
ARIES (03.21-04.20) Don’t think that your best days are behind you, gay Ram. Far from it. You find ways to leverage your assets and make them pay off in big dividends. The secret is to make carefully considered decisions and then take action. You find that you have the resources to shop till you drop. Hey, how much for that little trinket by the bar? Oh, why not just treat yourself.
TAURUS (04.21-05.21) This a time of great opportunity and personal advancement. Queer Bulls can turn on the charm with just about anyone and achieve maximum impact. Meet and greet and sway a few opinions in the schmoozing process. But, limit your availability, lest you squander your limited and valuable time. Some blockheads are simply not worth the effort. You know who they are.
GEMINI (05.22-06.21) A light shines in your dark, dank closet. So, what are you waiting for? Pry it open and empty it out. Pink Twins feel like a weight has been lifted off their shoulders when the gremlins fade in the light of day. Cart out the trash and burn it to hell. You have nothing to fear but your old, out-of-date wardrobe. And, we’ll attend to that later.
CANCER (06.22-07.23) Zesty gay Crabs enjoy the company of good friends. Be a joiner and a co-joiner in various new groups and organizations. You never know who you can meet and who will figure prominently in your future plans. I hear the gardening club has an opening for a someone who likes to plant a few seeds. But, watch where you stick that green thumb, buddy.
LEO (07.24-08.23) The corporate superhighway almost seems manageable. Good. Now is the time to review your cruising speed. Proud Lions must use this time to roll out their grand scale professional plans or else become roadkill. Charisma and charm are turned on high and you can position yourself effectively with the powers that be. Remember us drones on your way up.
VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Sociable queer Virgins can relax a bit and enjoy seeking and exploring new vistas and valleys. This is a perfect time to plan a grand world tour or expand your overall knowledge through an interesting course of study. Elevate yourself. The sky is the limit. Don’t waste this energy just lounging around unless it’s in a student lounge to find a (ahem) study mate.
LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Red-hot, proud Libras have their hearts and minds on the same goal — going for the sexual gusto. You’re insatiable now (and will find an appreciative audience). Blame the eternal flame on your innate charisma. No sooner do you step on the train than you disembark at the next friendly station. How far will you travel? It depends on how far you really want to go.
SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Partners are on the top of your mind and at the bottom of your heart. This clarity helps you examine what you’re really seeking in a relationship. For those proud Scorps who are dangling their poles, you may decide to commit or cut bait. For those who are hoping to hook someone special, it’s time to dip your stick into the social pond.
SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) All work and no play makes gay Archers rather pleased with themselves. Burn the midnight oil and get a few things accomplished on the job. For those with loftier goals, it may be possible to delegate most of the really onerous stuff to underlings. Then you can be freed up to rub elbows with those in-the-know. I said rub elbows.
CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) Fun loving gay Caps can make the most out of their time by applying some creative oil to any rusty idea. It is time to express a few of your wilder opinions to a willing crowd. At very worst, they’ll ignore you. At very best, it can catapult you up into a new level of respectability. Knowing you, if you’re really lucky, it will be a descent to a new low. How low can you get? Ah-ha.
AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) How happy are you with your home life? This is the time to embrace it, change it or improve it. Aqueerians tackle family issues that have become troublesome. You are more expressive, lucid and compelling. Call it as you see it, with sugar on top. There is no reason to live your life based on someone else’s prototype. Create a new you and then break the mold.
PISCES (02.20-03.20) Unleash your best ideas in a torrent and create a tidal wave. Then grab your surfboard and hang 10. Guppies harness their plans and express them proud and queer so everyone of note fully understands. Lend a hand to any good gay charitable cause and get involved globally. The possibilities are endless, if you don’t poop out. Comprendo compadre?
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