Venus advances into Cancer, conjuncts retrograde Mercury and opposes Pluto. Oh, my! Our hearts and minds charge ahead and lead us into grand temptation…or deep potholes…into which we inevitably fall. Storm the barricades, comrades, but beware of the moat.
GEMINI (05.22-06.21) You are hot-to-trot and seek new pastures in which to graze. Start wandering. Pink Twins are sexy, bold and spoiled rotten with attention. Who would argue with such success? The fates energize your bottom line and your financial picture suddenly comes into focus and brightens. It’s amazing how stylish you become when you wear green and lavender.
CANCER (06.22-07.23) You are catapulted into center stage. Gay Crabs command the social force and can make it work to their advantage. Do it now. There is a relationship rock-and-roll coming that may cloud your better judgment. You may be surprised at the extent of the fall out. It’s easier to have everyone dance your way when you control the music, but it is never guaranteed.
LEO (07.24-08.23) Proud Lions charge into their closets with brooms poised for action. Empty it and don’t allow it to increase your stress. Then take a look at your work situation. Clean up your act there too. Treat co-workers royally, even if they become obnoxious about it. You will need their help over the next few months and you will get payback with change to spare.
VIRGO (08.24-09.23) You won’t have to rely on the kindness of strangers. Things right now heat up your desire to platonically connect with others. So, dive into the social swim and get very wet. Try to make powerful (and wealthy) friends now. Good times become extravagances and very expensive and queer Virgins might find their reach exceeds their grasp. It’s nice to have a pal to bank on.
LIBRA (09.24-10.23) You’re a shooting corporate star in the making if you put in the effort now. Take your aspirations to the heights and try not to be swayed by the siren lure of cocooning at home in your bathrobe. It is too easy to be lulled into complacency. Proud Libras dream of hitting the big time and then resting on their laurels. Think big now and find laurels to rest on later.
SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Proud Scorps are itching to see the world and why not? Your door opens to exotic adventure and foreign enticements. There is a chance that your better judgment will be clouded and you may, unintentionally, reveal things. So, beware of pouring your heart and soul into the tall drink at the end of the bar. Champagne does not mix well with Thunderbird.
SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Do I smell someone burning? Gay Archers are too hot to handle. Allow the satyr in you to run wild and have a feisty time. Chances are you’ll be the hit of any orgy (so, dress appropriately!). Will there be any lasting bonds with your assorted conquests at this time? Don’t be surprised if they are expensive golden bonds…if only in upkeep.
CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) You may divert well-planned projects into never never land, so hold off on making any long-term plans for now. This can cause confusion for pink Caps, but you are fairly resilient. Thankfully, you can direct your considerable energy into more worthy pursuits — partnerships. Why toil in the salt mines when you can enjoy a peppery relationship?
AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) Aqueerians can get off their butts and do a good day’s work. Roll up your cuffs and wade into the mess. You never know what or who you will find at the bottom of the pile. If you scratch the itch to indulge, you will realize that there are no limits on your consumption now. One drink works like 10. OK, you’re a cheap date for quite a while.
PISCES (02.20-03.20) Party on, Guppie! That’s the planetary rallying cry for you. But, why not direct this impressive energy into more creative pursuits? Tap into your gay muse and see what happens. Friends and social activities take off in an unanticipated direction. It may be time to upend your dance card and try and tango with a few new partners. Watch those toes!
ARIES (03.21-04.20) Your home is your castle, so why are you twisting to fit others’ rules? You can and should be royalty in no uncertain terms. Wear your Pride where relatives can see it and don’t go into long explanations or into compromises. Also, show off that strut in your career. Boldly go where no proud Ram has gone before. Venture into some capital and build a fortune.
TAURUS (04.21-05.21) Queer Bulls hanker to take on the world, whether that means international travel or a cyber cruise. But, it is also a good sounding board for your opinions. Put your money where your mouth is. Don’t be afraid to take action on hypocrites, crooks and thieves. Blast the status quo and their stupid rules. You now have a cannon for a mouth and a global soapbox. Now what? : :
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