Out in the Stars: May 16-29

The Sun boldly enters Gemini, heralding in a period of fun, flirtation and fickleness. Should you or shouldn’t you? Oh, what the heck, go, go, go for it. And, the sooner the better.

TAURUS (04.21-05.21) Conservative to the point of radical, queer Bulls should muster their monetary moxie. Financial issues can be handled more effectively and the ability to make profitable decisions is sharper. Perhaps, it’s just a matter of seeking the right advisor or asking the right questions. Whatever the heck it is, do it now while the planetary energy is profitable.

GEMINI (05.22-06.21) Beat the birthday drum, birthday bubbele. Gather up your rosebuds while your confidence is high and get out there and strut your stuff. Start new fires, begin new projects, plant seeds of ideas and meet new folks. It’s that time of year to make an excellent first impression and become the center of the universe. Let the lesser planets orbit around you for a change.

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CANCER (06.22-07.23) Forgive the fates if they have been handing you a bad vibe or two. This time period casts a warm light on any intuitive or self-sacrificing endeavor. That doesn’t mean that you immediately levitate to a higher personal plane, but it does mean that good gay deeds now reap good gay karma. And, we can always use a bit of good gay karma, can’t we, gay Crab?

LEO (07.24-08.23) Proud Lions don’t have to play alone. Friends come out in force, so crank up the music and rock and roll. If you have a hankering to become social director, assume the position now. There’s a superb opportunity to make amends for all the gaffs you made recently. Become a diplomat. Who said the fates don’t have a sense of humor?

VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Right now even the most underachieving queer Virgin sits up, gets off the couch and gets going. Give your career the attention it needs and deserves when it seems like you can say and do nothing wrong. Score a few points now in preparation for your grand ascent to the first class cabin, but please remember to think kindly of those of us still riding in steerage.

LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Proud Libras are tempted to take a flight of fancy or maybe just a plain old plane flight. Expand your horizons through travel, a fabulous course of study or with some wildly exotic strangers. Whatever you decide to do, be sure that it brings you greater clarity of thought and purpose. Don’t waste this enlightening opportunity on dreck and dross.

SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Whoever turned up the heat on the sexual stewpot must have known that you were ready, willing and able. What self-respecting queer Scorp can resist the lure? Personal psychological enlightenment is also possible, so if your sex life is overcooked, all is not lost. Whatever (or whoever) comes, make it worthwhile and affirming.

SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) A light has been switched on in any relationship matters. Thank the stars for the opportunity to set things queer with partners. Gay Archers shouldn’t feel as if they have to put on an act. Be yourself, ratty clothes and all, and everything will fit into place. However, if that places happens to be the Family First headquarters, I’d re-evaluate the situation.

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CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) There is more than enough action on the job now that you won’t be bored. Pink Caps are advised to make hay while the sun shines. Any onerous, detailed task goes decidedly well and that even goes for new exercise and diet regimes. It’s obviously no time to be lazy so stop smelling the flowers and get those sizzling gams into action. Do I smell success?

AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) Aqueerians are energized, so get out there and show ’em why you can be one of the most charming folks in town. You feel more expressive so dip into your creative well to see what sprays forth. (Chances are you may gush with aptitude.) Thinking of writing the quintessential gay breakthrough novel? Start pecking at the keyboard or something.

PISCES (02.20-03.20) This time period throws a warming spotlight on home, hearth and family issues. Tackle the tough stuff now when the planets are on your side. Guppies bask in the shine and can effectively tie up a few loose ends with family members. If the ends are frayed and untieable, go on undeterred. Compromise ain’t in the stars now and you have to live your proud life.

ARIES (03.21-04.20) Do I hear an affirming roar? It must be proud Rams who will manifest a gay manifesto and start a revolution. Take it to the streets or gather a few kindred souls together for a delightful chatfest. Whatever you decide to do, don’t lose the energy through over-exertion. Plan a course of action that will take you through the rest of the summer in style.

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