Come out this June and show the world the true meaning of Pride. The Sun opposes Pluto and sets off a chain of dramatic events that gets us where we need to be. Where do you think you need to be?
GEMINI (05.22-06.21) Love for sale? It may seem that way when lovers demand expensive baubles to keep her spirits up. How much are you prepared to spend to get your jollies this June, pink Twin? If you’ve got it, spend it. If you don’t, find some cheap thrills somewhere else. With the economy as it is, I am sure that you will find something or someone in your price range.
CANCER (06.22-07.23) Relationships may take up much more of your time than you are prepared to give. Gay Crabs may ache for some time alone or with an entirely new proud crowd. But, balance in this area of your life is an art now. Try to find the time to cement current partnerships, as well as create new ones. The summer is young and there are too many hot summer nights to bake alone.
LEO (07.24-08.23) Unexpected roadblocks pop up at work. What you thought would be an easy and mindless little project suddenly becomes the monster with eight legs. So, if you can delegate, or even better, make yourself scarce around the office, try to do so. It is wonderful to be thought of as the go-to person around the office. Become the go-to person in July.
VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Friends can go off the deep end in anything frothy or fun. Will you have to be the one to rein in the festivities? Don’t be surprised if pals come to you to give them grounding and direction, queer Virgo. You are known for being practical and strong. And, yet, sometimes it is advisable to let loose, dive in with the crowd and, with an inflatable imagination, paddle safely to shore.
LIBRA (09.24-10.23) June juices up your home life, possibly at the expense of your professional life. Don’t be surprised if you make a dramatic move based on very personal needs and desires. Think of all possible outcomes and see what works best for you in the long term. Sometimes you have to learn how to achieve better life balance. Just don’t totally tip over, proud Libra.
SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) As quiet and calculating as you usually are, June will pry open up the communication floodgates and you will spill forth. No word will be left unspoken. All your thoughts are released into the universal throng. And, your communication will have great impact on many people. This is all great, if this is what you want. If not, think kind thoughts and just enigmatically smile.
SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Keep a careful watch on your expenses all through June. Gay Archers love to enjoy life to to the fullest, but now you are tempted to go over budget in a big splashy way. This can be controlled, if you put your mind to it. If you can parcel out your largess in a logical way, you find a myriad of ways to entertain yourself and your gaggle of pals. Or, it is a gobble?
CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) Expect certain relationships to infringe on your assorted comings and goings this month. Gay Caps don’t like to ask permission. They prefer to be trusted to do the right thing and take personal responsibility for their antics. But, others around you try to get into your act and direct you to their preferences. Patience is a virtue. How virtuous will you be now?
AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) There are those who are working behind the scenes who are waiting for their chance to strike. But, Aqueerians have a nice protective armor that will help thwart the worst of it. However, don’t give ill-intentioned folks the chance to foul things up. Be watchful, don’t lose your focus and get plenty of rest and exercise. Keep your stress down and your strength up this June.
PISCES (02.20-03.20) Allow your creativity to flow all through the month. Guppies with a great idea will find the right supporters and cheerleaders. It is a great time to try your hand at anything artistic or creative. However, you will be tempted to bite off more than you can chew now. Try to keep your appetite manageable so you can easily digest even the biggest mouthful.
ARIES (03.21-04.20) June brings a much needed assessment of your job and your home life. Proud Rams try to have everything in balance, but don’t be surprised if things tip the scales one way or the other. Be prepared to tip over entirely if you give too much attention to one side over the other. Take a short vacation and find out if this relationship is worth it and then tip away.
TAURUS (04.21-05.21) Queer Bulls can make themselves known in large global circles this June. And, it is about time too. Let yourself be carried away on the adoration of your audience and expound on some of your great thoughts and ideas. Before you know it, all your buzz makes you an international sensation. Or, maybe it just feels that way because you are sitting on your vibrator?
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