Threesomes relationships: Are they for everyone?

Tell Trinity

Dear Trinity,
After a few months, I am really starting to be a third to a couple I have been dating. I am not sure of your stance on threesome or multi-partner/lover relationships. Are you for or against them?
Three’s Company, Boston, MA

Dear Three’s Company,
Are long-lasting threesome relationships possible? Absolutely. I know many right here in Ft. Lauderdale. I’ve always been open to and for threesome relationships. Many of my cartoons show me with two men. I’ve not been in one yet, however, I still have time. But, is one person to fight with and feast with easier than two? You bet it is, honey. So, if you’re in a threesome relationship should you stop? No way! But please…take videos!

Dearest Trinity,
I’ve had a total of four lovers in the past 12 years. Each time it ends, I loose all my money to my lover. Now it’s happening again. How do I get less burned in a breakup?
Alone and Broke,
Hollywood, FL

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tt_410_071814Dearest Alone,
It may sound hard, but stop sharing so much of your wealth and start acquiring something for yourself. Remember, sweetie, Marilyn Monroe said it best when she said, “Diamond’s are a girl’s best friend.” (My cartoon shows you how I net the wealth while being wed.)

Trinity Dear,
My boyfriend is so not out of the closet that I’m thinking of leaving him. Too much secrecy! But, we love each other. Is love enough? Help!
Comfortably Out, Madison, WI

Dear Out,
Hiding anything is difficult, but if you really love him, then you better start making room in your closet! Some days will be harder than others. So, imagine yourself as a movie/porn star whose playing the “undercover lover” helping him to come out. Take him to very gay places like Provincetown or Montréal. Being together in a gay environment is the best medicine. It may also be, darling, that you’re with him “spiritually” to show him that being gay is the great and powerful gift from Oz! Oh, and if all else fails, make him listen to Broadway show tunes. It worked for me!

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Hey Trinity,
My cell phone is so filled with so many ways of hooking up, i.e. Grindr, Scruff and Growlr, that I find myself going out less and less and surfing my apps more and more. Sometimes, however, I get myself into trouble. Got any advise for safe app surfing and hooking up?
App Woes, Rehoboth Beach, DE

Hey App Woes,
Cell phone app hookups are now a part of many people’s lives, just like Groupon and happy hour specials. But, to stay safe, pumpkin, keep a close copy of:

Trinity’s Cautious Tips For Safe App Hookups
1. Don’t give out your home address or cell number too quickly. Get a safe public meeting place, preferably a café or bar.
2 Remember, anyone can get a picture of anybody and Photoshop anything to make even a cucumber look like François Sagat (porn star)!
3. By your third correspondence, ask or demand a recent above the waste picture, if you haven’t already.
4. Think globally but search locally.
5. Before you go somewhere to meet someone, first talk on the phone at least once.
6. If you buy a plane ticket to visit your app hookup or date, split the cost. It’s pricey to fly across country to meet the man of your nightmares!
7. Just because someone’s very good looking, doesn’t mean he doesn’t have major mood swings and an uncontrollable thirst for alcohol and drugs!
8. Just because someone’s a great writer and poet, doesn’t mean he’s not an eccentric lunatic. Including yours truly!
9. Remember, even you yourself would say or write whatever you had to, if you were a desperate introvert who falls in love easily!
10. Lastly, have fun, be silly, be honest, be skeptical and don’t stay up too late!

info: With a Masters of Divinity, Reverend Trinity hosted “Spiritually Speaking,” a weekly radio drama performed globally, and is now minister of sponsor, WIG: Wild Inspirational Gatherings, wigministries.org. Learn more at telltrinity.com.

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