Get into your groove when Sun enters strategic Scorpio. We suddenly see things for what they are and people for who they are. Discover your hidden talents and find new methods to your madness. This is the time to take careful action.
LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Your thoughts turn to money…and more money. Proud Libras expertly manage to cash in their assorted buffalo chips for good hard cash. There are millions to be made (or, maybe just thousands) when all of your fiscal know-how gets applied to the bottom line. Get off your assets compadre and start planning for (early) retirement.
SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) A flattering pink light is cast on all your best moves. Proud Scorps increase their popularity quotient tenfold and win over even the most unwinnable folks. But, don’t rest on your laurels, you charmer you; as time progresses, you are encouraged to put words into action. Don’t be a blowhard unless you know which way your wind blows.
SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) If you begin to feel a bit more psychic, pull out your crystal ball and give it a rubadub. Gay Archers get a intuitive nudge that lets them know in no uncertain terms that life as they know it is about to change. Good vibes emanate from unexpected sources and, as things progress, your karmic rewards hit the jackpot. Are that you that deserving? Uhhhh.
CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) Pink Caps give out a whoop and a holler. Friends gravitate to you and you are surrounded by adoring admirers. How long can you hog the limelight before you do something more meaningful with all this attention? Not too long, buster. Publicity hogs are relegated to the pigpen in no time. Be the cock of the walk instead.
AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) If you have felt hamstrung in your attempts to climb the corporate ladder, this spance will offer you an easy ride up. Aqueerians experience increased professional opportunities now and should use this time to solidify and consolidate their gotten gains. Soon all your hard work will really pay off. You have been working hard, haven’t you?
PISCES (02.20-03.20) If life has been getting you down, the current respite will offer a great escape from stresses and strains. Whether you pack up your troubles and cart them off to Paris or decide to hang close to home and cruise the net, Guppies expand their outreach and lower their personal temperature. But, also expect a little cosmic oomph so you don’t become too mellow.
ARIES (03.21-04.20) Your personal charm turns on full throttle as you attract anyone you want now. Can you control your impulses? Proud Rams are infused with a sexual thirst that needs to be quaffed. Before you dive head first into something (or someone) over your head, think about the ramifications and end results. Caution? Okay, forget about that — full speed ahead!
TAURUS (04.21-05.21) Relationships are the be all and end all. Queer Bulls who ache for a significant other will have a choice of potential partners. Those already in a relationship can improve on perfection. But, don’t expect it to come easily. You will be expected to put out a bit of effort for your domestic bliss. You just can’t phone it in…or can you?
GEMINI (05.22-06.21) Pink Twins are more efficient than usual. Use this useful energy to clear off your desk and get a few nitpicky things out of the way. And, as the week progresses, you can turn that excess girth into attractive grist. Rewards are there for those who put in the effort in exercise and their overall health regime. Work hard now to play hard later.
CANCER (06.22-07.23) How playful do you feel, gay Crab? You can be tempted into all sorts of wild activities that expand your imagination, tickle your gay muse and just relax and have fun. Allow yourself to be tempted. Before you know it, you can turn your inspiration into reality. Let’s hope that reality nibbles and doesn’t bite, unless that is your thing.
LEO (07.24-08.23) Proud Lions are at home at home. Make your surroundings more comfortable and in sync with who you are. This is also a good time to attend to certain family issues. You are especially strategic and diplomatic and can smooth out the rough edges and build bridges. Say what you have to say. You sound wise and balanced, for a change.
VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Queer Virgins express themselves eloquently and expertly. Consider your strategy and plan out your line of attack. You can more easily consolidate and build on your successes while you have the optimism, confidence and clearer perspective. It is time to reap your just desserts. Will there be a cherry on top? Only if you add a little sauce.
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