Venus, the planet of love, moves into passionate Scorpio and squares expansive Jupiter. Who knows what can happen? Dreams of love and fame may wind up on the cutting room floor or on the front pages. Wish upon a star, but be careful for what you wish. Melodious can turn malodorous the morning after.
SCORPIO (10.24 -11.22) Expect to feel fits of frenzied panic. So much is happening and so many opportunities appear on your plate, you don’t know which one to bite at first. Sit back, review the choices and give yourself time to choose. Soon the landscape will solidify and you can better discern treasure from trash. Hmm, and yet aren’t you sort of into trash?
SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Gay Archers feel especially magnanimous now. Tap the urge to become more involved in good gay community charities, but be sure that your efforts are put toward the greatest beneficial effect instead of dissipated and wasted effort, false starts, and an ultimate lack of impact. Soon, however, you are a force with whom to be reckoned.
CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) Don’t count on friends to be there when you need ’em, despite their assurances of cooperation. The best pink Caps can expect now is a jolly time or two with more than enough grog to dull the memory. Eat, drink and be merry in moderation. Compadres are apt to leave you slumped in your messy, groggy pile as they head off to the next sordid adventure.
AQUARIUS (01-21-02.19) You impressed your boss, but not in the way you think, Aqueerius. Blame your over exhuberance for your corporate faux pas. Thankfully this event is transitory and your setback is only temporary. Pick yourself up off the bottom rung, dust yourself off and try kissing up the ladder again. Bosses have lousy memories these days anyway.
PISCES (02.20-03.20) Adventure is in the air! (Do I smell something burning?) Expect the unexpected in any travel plans. Tie up loose ends — Guppies may want to reconfirm reservations and only travel with carry-ons. Even then, an item or two can go astray. However, if you travel with a friend, you will never be without a toothbrush or another set of underwear.
ARIES (03.21-04.20) Want to see how quickly a hunk transforms into a troll? Just wait and see what happens as you pursue your heart’s desire. Choose well-lit bars, gay Ram, so you can clearly see who cruises by. Even then, scratch below the surface before you buy that first drink. You want to experience fireworks, but do it with a rocket and not with a nickel firecracker.
TAURUS (04.21-05.21) Queer Bulls seem to be keeping score with partners. Some of you may wonder if you are receiving as much as you are giving. (You might not think so now, but let the dander settle a bit before you let the fur fly.) Some of you may take a trip to the moon on gossamer wings, but be sure that the planets don’t deliver you just one of those crazy things.
GEMINI (05.22-.6.21) The temptation is to go overboard in any routine task. Variety may be the spice of life, but avoid the urge to experiment now. Gay Twins are usually fairly moderate, but now the pull of the extreme will lead you close to the edge, even at work. You ache to take unnecessary risks, but streaking through the office should not be one of them. It is chilly in November, after all.
CANCER (06.22-07.23) Fun can get totally out of control, so look before you leap. Gay Crabs should temper their intake of alcohol or any other addictive additives. The landscape can shift and lead you astray. However, for those romantic souls who wear their hearts on their sleeves, a good forward pass can zero in on an appreciative receiver. Ah, but how far can you touch down?
LEO (07.24-08.23) Proud Lions are anxious to mend bridges with family. You have the impression that there can be a meeting of the minds. While hope springs eternal, it might be better if you waited a short while before you pass out olive branches and release the doves. Your dreams and desires outweigh your sense of timing. Wait until timing tips the scales to your advantage.
VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Folks hang on your every word. Queer Virgos sound almost sage-like and otherworldly now. Make good use of this burst of imagination and intuition and don’t waste your temporary cosmic gift on mere gab. Strike a stake in the heart of the opposition immediately! Alas, this verbal jolt soon passes and too soon, you’ll be back to easy listening muzac.
LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Proud Libras anxiously finger their wallets. The urge is to spend, spend, spend, but try to save, save, save instead. Even less than risky investments are a no, no, no now because you are investing with your heart and not your head. Check the market indicators. There is plenty of time to carefully examine the bottom line. Are you a bear or a bull?
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