Watch the Republican National Convention live stream

George Carlin once said, “When you are born in this world, you are given a ticket to the freak show, and when you are born in America, you are given a front row seat.”

So here, ladies, gentlemen and gender queers, is your front row seat.

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Whether you just want to see just how wacky it will get, or if you are one of the Log Cabin Republicans still holding out hope that the party will represent you – in spite of having “the most anti-LGBT platform in party history” and the not so LGBT-friendly one-two punch of Trump, Pence – or if you’re out of ipecac and need something to get you spewing, get comfy and strap in for the insanity that is the Republican National Convention 2016, in Cleveland, Ohio.

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Or, if you are feeling overwhelmed and upset over the prospect of a Donald Trump presidency, maybe you would prefer hearing more from the late, great George Carlin.

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Jeff Taylor is a journalist and artist. In addition to QNotes, his work has appeared in publications such The Charlotte Observer, Creative Loafing Charlotte, Inside Lacrosse, and McSweeney’s Internet Tendency. He graduated from the State University of New York at Brockport and has lived in Charlotte since 2006.@jefftaylorhuman.