According to my calculations, 2010 could be the year of emotional enlightenment as expansive Jupiter joins shocking Uranus in sensitive Pisces while Pluto sulks in Capricorn. Errr, of course, it could also be an overly emotional, tempestuous year of way-too-much drama. If you decide to walk on eggs, don’t wear cleats.
CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) 2010 will be a very expressive year for you. You are on the verge of a breakthrough. Don’t be shy. Share your theories with the world. Not only can you find compelling ways to present your ideas, you can become a good listener and interpreter of the needs of others. You control both the medium and the message. Bottle and sell your oil for a universal massage.
AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) Can you gain control of your finances in 2010? That depends on how you adjust your priorities. The fact is, Aqueerius, you love to lavish lovers with all sorts of little and not-so-little trinkets. But, reining in some of your excesses is advisable for your future security. Remember, money cannot buy love. It can only buy torrid lust. Ah, on second thought!
PISCES (02.20-03.20) Years from now, Guppies will look upon 2010 as the year that they really got their act together. This can be the year that you successfully plant the seeds for future, profitable projects; the year that you meet the important people who will guide you; and the year you structure your personal brand. Take yourself to the next step. Simon says giant steps, not baby steps.
ARIES (03.21-04.20) The new year can bring you personal enlightenment, should you seek it. Secrets float to the surface and can be defused. Lucky breaks occur when you least expect them. So, go with the cosmic flow and see how the gods can help you. Of course, if you are a reckless, feckless gay Ram with a personal agenda to push, you may find that your plans are upended. What will it be?
TAURUS (04.21-05.21) You gain great insights from friends and associations throughout the year. Don’t sit on your high horse and be aloof. Reach out to your base and expand the playing field. Be available and ready to help out a pal in need. There will be a few of those who cross your path now. Before you know it you could be elected Most Popular. Ah, but how much will that cost?
GEMINI (05.22-06.21) Career prospects expand and may get out of control all through the year. But, maybe that is a good thing? All the efforts that you have put into managing your career path can come to fruition. Pink Twins who have been seeking new employment may now receive an overabundance of opportunities. How to choose? How to choose? We should all be so lucky!
CANCER (06.22-07.23) This could be a year of adventure and travel for you. Gay Crabs have itchy claws and are ready to scratch them. Do so and expand your global outreach. You will expand your list of contacts and can even form new, solid partnerships. Building bridges and strong connections should take precedence over other projects now. Doing so helps all the other things.
LEO (07.24-08.23) My advice for you in 2010 is to get to the root of any long-term festering problem and solve it. Fearlessly unearth your worst gremlins and in doing so, destroy them. This will revitalize you and make you feel more robust, sexy and more in charge of your life. Proud Lions who take calculated risks stand to profit both psychologically and monetarily. Buy your kingdom.
VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Relationships of all kinds will be highlighted through 2010. Queer Virgins who are in a partnership may experience some surprises and bursts of luck. Those seeking their special connection will be amazed at whom they attract and who attracts them. Will you commit yourself to a long-term arrangement after all is said and done? If so, it is not rare. It is well done.
LIBRA (09.24-10.23) 2010 may prove to be one of your most active and accomplished years ever. Not only will you be inspired to improve your health regime through increased exercise, you will also be especially productive at work. “A less than enthusiastic hooray,” you think. But, this increased productivity will pay off in numerous, perhaps, even relaxing, ways. When I think of one I will tell you.
SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Queer Scorps will be inspired all through the year. This creative and expansive energy will manifest in various forms. And, you will become your own press agent about it. Even if you can’t paint, you will find ways to mine the artist in you through other “art forms” such as food or drink. Bathtub size cocktails anyone? Watch out for those little drink umbrellas.
SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Your home life can undergo dramatic change and transformation this year. Gay Archers who plan to redecorate or renovate their space find that their best laid plans could change dramatically — often for the better. Family relationships also undergo shifts. Are you prepared to do what needs to be done to get everyone in accord? If not, meet them halfway.
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