More often than not, breakthroughs occur through earth shaking serendipity. But, retrograding Saturn may have made all potential opportunities just a little too much to risk. Saturn redirects in the next weeks and we reap those languishing rewards. And, who knows what new surprises are in store. Hey, want to supersize it?
TAURUS (04.21-05.21) Some of us play the violin exceptionally well, while others are relegated to rear stage tambourine tapping. Whatever your level of talent, the cosmos demands that you attend to it with relish. A little hot sauce couldn’t hurt either, queer Bull, as romantic possibilities seem to seep out of every platonic opportunity. Don’t forget the crescendo to your concert, lover.
GEMINI (05.22-06.21) How many times will you arrange and rearrange the furniture, proud Twin? Things still look in disarray and transitory. The temptation is to keep moving things around until they form a sensible, stable composition. But, that ain’t gonna happen now. Resign yourself to constant change and haphazardness for the time being. Format and consolidate later this month.
CANCER (06.22-07.23) Queer Crabs manage to rearrange the landscape with a few choice words. Charming, you are not, especially now. As the craziness becomes clear, you may find that your words are as incendiary as usual, but with more beneficially impactful results. Thinking of nailing your personal manifesto to the wall? Just don’t hit your thumb.
LEO (07.24-08.23) Proud Leos have been very thrifty recently. Let’s face facts, you might have been downright cheap. But, I suspect that you have your reasons as your fiscal safety net looks a bit moth eaten. You have opportunities to consolidate your earnings and prepare for a happier fiscal future now. Hold on tight. The next few months will shape up to be quite a bull run for you.
VIRGO (08.24-09.23) There is more than enough excitement going on in your life with its assorted ups and downs. Queer Virgins can make rather strong first impressions and decide to totally revamp their look on a whim. Normally, that would mean a new haircut or wardrobe, but now you might pour on the greasepaint and the feathers. Be who you think you really are, warts and all.
LIBRA (090.24-10.23) The lesson to be learned is to clean out your assorted bag of secrets before the fates conspire to do so for you. Surprises and deeply repressed secrets hit the daylight. While gay Libras would prefer to hide behind their comfortable fig leaf, you could be stripped naked. Every pimple is magnified and paraded before the judges. How will you stack up? Ah, knock ‘em over.
SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Life may have delivered a series of unpleasant revelations about certain compadres. How often in the past months have you found yourself yearning to be somewhere else rather than with the usual gang of idiots? Proud Scorps now find the spark of genius in their current circles or seek the electric charms of new flames. Just how much voltage do you need for your monster?
SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Even the most agile gay Archer might have tripped up professionally. If you found yourself stepping in dirty piles of your own making, it is time to brush off your tap shoes and try, try again. You may find that even though things are still fairly unpredictable, the buffalo chips will at least fall around you rather than on you. And, that is a huge relief.
CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) Travel may have been more trouble than pleasure over the past few months. But, beginning toward the end of this time period, you experience a much more pleasant and useful sort of jaunt. Open up your field of possibilities. There is something more for you out there. In fact, there is much more than you ever expect and nothing that you can’t handle.
AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) Sirens lured hapless sailors to their deaths. Be warned: Someone calls to you in a sweetly, seductive voice, but try to tie yourself to the mast and resist. Sexual liaisons during the next few weeks can bring madness-prone Aqueerians to the brink of insanity. Don’t lose your head for just another pretty face. Did I say head? I meant mind.
PISCES (02.20-03.20) There is nothing selfish about wanting your own way when it has become a deeply personal quest. The problem comes in when you make petty demands as a test of leverage in a relationship. Guppies risk tipping the balance for something less than monumental. Things shift, but that just means that the falling anvil misses your tail. It will still fall if pushed.
ARIES (03.21-04.20) Let’s agree to call a moratorium on exercise, dieting and anything that requires exertion. Summer is coming and you can certainly use some relaxing down time. Resistance is futile anyway; fattening goodies come your way because you have been so, so dilligent. Gay Rams are usually paragons of strength, but you are now reduced to mush, topped with whipped cream. : :
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