Loving and Living with a Slob

Tell Trinity

Dearest Trinity,
My new live-in girlfriend is everything I ever dreamed of except she’s a slob. I’m not giving up, but I’m not giving in. Help!
The Clean One, Austin, TX

Dearest The Clean One,
I know a similar couple that rented an apartment with a second bedroom, which they called, “The Closet.” In it laid piles of clothes, magazines and everything non-biodegradable. When things where left lying around it got thrown into “The Closet.” Every month they’d hire someone to clean it. Even more practical is the use of paper products. So, darling, think housekeeper, think creative solutions and think compromise or think of separate apartments!
Good luck, Trinity

Dear Trinity,
I came out late in life and am finally comfortable with being openly gay. The only roadblock left is with my repressive blue-collar profession. Any advice for people in jobs that keep them closeted?
Man in Blue, Peoria, IL

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Dear Man in Blue,
Just FYI, to be perfectly blunt, it’s 2020 and no one at work really has time to really care whether you’re gay or… an alien. They have bills to pay, kids to feed and not a lot of time to worry about you. Well, maybe some repressed homo or uneducated redneck may flinch for a moment, but eventually he’s got to get back to work. So, pumpkin, if you come out at work, you may find that everyone knew already or that you may even save someone’s life who was very closeted, until you opened their pearly gates. Being gay is a holy gift, so enjoy it! Now part the damn sea so our people can get to the promised land! (Step out and be proud of yourself like my cartoon shows.)
Love, Trinity

Hello Trinity,
Not to sound cynical, but it really bothers me when I see happy, loving, affectionate couples expressing themselves in public, straight or gay. I still have problems with it. What can I do to stop them or myself from throwing up?
Cynical, Nashville, TN

Hello Cynical,
First of all, never spend April in Paris and second, stop being jealous. They’re not doing it for or against you. They’re in love, in a dream state and overflowing with their desires. It’s what poets write about, painters paint about and Hollywood directors make so much money about. Honey, it’s time you try falling in love or start falling in love with people in love.
Kisses, Trinity

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Hey Trinity,
My boyfriend’s childhood friend recently died. When I tried to uplift his spirits, he got very upset with me and insisted I stop trying to make, “everything OK!” Trinity, what should someone do when they’re helping someone deal with a loss?
Only Trying To Help, Reno, NV

Hey Only Trying To Help,
When it comes to death, there are a few basic dos and don’ts that we’re never taught. So, sweetie, here’s:

Trinity’s Gentle Do’s and Don’ts for Helping Someone Deal with Death
1. Don’t try to make it “all right.” It’s not all right! Someone died.
2. Don’t keep asking, “How are you?” Nothing’s worse than being continually asked this question.
3. Don’t push them into laughing or being happy. They’ll re-experience happiness in due time.
4. Don’t’ try to make them “get over it.” Denying someone their feelings is unkind and selfish.
5. Don’t redirect their troubles by telling them your troubles. THEY are processing, not you!
6. Do allow them to tell you about this person, even when they are repeating themselves.
7. Do be very present and patient, which sometimes means sitting quietly for hours saying nothing.
8. Do cook and clean for them, making their process as comfortable as possible.
9. Do take care of yourself and your own needs, which may mean leaving them alone for a while.
10. Do support them in making a ritual or alter to give homage to the person who died.
This should help!
Trinity

With a Masters of Divinity, Reverend Trinity hosted “Spiritually Speaking,” a weekly radio drama performed globally, and is now minister of sponsor, WIG: Wild Inspirational Gatherings, wigministries.org, Gay Spirituality for the Next Generation! Learn more at telltrinity.com. Send emails to: trinity@telltrinity.com.

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