The Sun in Leo tickles the cosmos as Mars, Jupiter, Saturn and Uranus all get into the act. Prepare for an intensity of purpose, a sense of control and a yearning for accomplishment spiced up with an element of happy surprise. We are infused with spit and fire. Just avoid the light sockets and helium.
LEO (07.24-08.23) How hot is hot? Proud Lions singe the scenery and are catapulted into center stage. You have oodles of confidence and are poised to make a great first impression. Launch new projects and become the master of your domain. And, when everything is just right, you find that every sentence is charged with authority and energy. Is that a gust of hot air or a tornado?
VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Queer Virgins can adjust their turban and funnel all intuitive thoughts into action now. Expect a series of interesting revelations…if you can quiet down and really listen to your inner voice. Meditate and go with the cosmic flow, especially when you see the opportunity to cash in on all this psychic stuff. Buddy can you spare a divine?
LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Stoke your friendships and increase the potential for valuable social connections. This is no time to be shy, gay Libra. If you have been ambivalent about joining a particularly selective group, you are given a benevolent cosmic push to become part of their inner sanctum. You may even find yourself creating the group dynamic. Show ‘em how it’s done baby!
SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Professional aspirations get a welcomed jolt. Proud Scorps feel the need to stir up issues with authority figures. But, consider a slight modification of this aggressive strategy. Quietly plot and plan before you pounce. You get your way without being obviously pushy. The subtle approach will be a far more effective way of getting the extreme results you seek.
SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Gay Archers are more comfortable bossing folks around while in the comfort of familiar surroundings, but now the fates conspire to send you packing. Go boldly forth to explore and experience the world in any way you can. Hit the road. Study, travel and adopt a global cause. You have nothing to lose except your myopic self-absorption and a duffel bag of yesterday’s crumbs.
CAPRICORN (12.23.01.20) Sex accelerates into overdrive, so expect a drag race of love (with the tire tracks). And, where does all this heartbeating action take place? Most of it permeates your office space but some chickens may come to your home to roost. There is a knock on the door. Will you answer? My advice; destroy all hotsy totsy love emails before a virus sends them out globally
AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) Aqueerians can strengthen partnerships, if that is what you really want to do. Delve into what will and will not make you happy in a relationship and see if who you have is who you want and who you deserve. If so, go for the gusto and show that special someone what special really means. If not, plan a safari to bag the quarry of your choice. The hunt is on…
PISCES (02.20-03.20) It may not sound particularly exciting, but your job almost seems exhilarating. Guppies map out the perfect strategy that can launch any project in the right direction. But a word of warning — take health and exercise regimes seriously for a change. You want to be in tip top shape whenever and wherever you get a sweet tooth. How much sugar can you eat, sugar?
ARIES (03.21-04.20) Prepare for a rush of invitations proud Ram. This time period brings you more action than your social calendar has seen in quite a while. The possibilities are endless, so see and be seen. Make those connections while you are dynamic and take the next big step in any creative venture. Hurry before the champagne haze clears and they see you standing there in your old underwear.
TAURUS (04.21-05.21) There is increased activity around the house and it’s all for a good cause. Put your mettle to the pedal and don’t get worn down to a nubby stub trying to get everything done. Will you recharge by zoning out in front of the tube with a tub of popcorn? Resist the temptation. Get the action going with intimate get-togethers. Pop corn in the tub with a certain someone.
GEMINI (05.22-06.21) Words pack a punch so get your gloves on. Pink Twins possess sharp minds and are now on point with some incredible ideas. Spread your opinions around. But, before you slip your lip, practice and read your manifesto to the mirror. You are easily tempted to squander your best ideas on questionable pastimes and trashy company. That is, if you are lucky!
CANCER (06.22-07.23) Are you ready to take a good hard look at your finances? Dear queer Crab, you have gone on far too long with a ragged excuse for a bank account. Haven’t you ever heard of saving for a rainy day? You are now given an umbrella. Take control of your monetary fund and don’t hedge. It is time to build your nest egg and cushy feathering never comes cheap. : :
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