With a difficult election season hanging over the Democratic Party’s head, Democratic National Committee (DNC) chairman Tim Kaine last week announced his grand new plan to galvanize his base across the country. Excited? Of course you are. So what is this grand new plan to save the Democrats?

Yes, that’s right: the key to salvaging the Democrats’ election season is circling the “D” (which, hint, stands for “Democrats”) and adding the words “change that matters.”

Hm, “change”? Where have I heard that word before?

Yeah, I’m making my disappointed, “are you stupid?” face right now.

Tyler DeVere

Tyler DeVere is a former editorial intern for QNotes.