Out in the Stars: Nov. 27-Dec. 10

Welcome December and the array of planets that dance in and out of Capricorn and Sagittarius. Let the energies flow as easily as the egg nog. Santa wants to know if you’ve been naughty or nice. Think before responding — you know sometime naughties get the better gift.

SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Can money buy happiness? You’re tempted to buy gifts galore now. Gay Archers may alienate partners with their mercenary meanderings if they exceed the spending limit. Demonstrate your devotion in time for the New Year’s festivities or risk spending that evening with your auntie instead of your sugar daddy or red hot momma.

CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) This is the perfect time to reconnect with friends and get involved in group activities. Pink Caps are going through a transitional phase in their careers and can gain great insight and direction from others during this tumultuous time. Money is a source of surprises and excess. Try to rein it in so you have enough dough for some really expensive champagne.

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AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) What’s mine is mine and what’s yours is mine. Isn’t that the way things work? Aqueerians learn the hard way that the more they give the more they get. Karmic compensation demands that you dedicate holiday time to improving conditions in our community. I suspect that all your good gay deeds will be amply rewarded. No, not with cold cash, dear.

PISCES (02.20-03.20) Guppies may experience a spark of romance on the job now. But, beware of hanging around under the mistletoe at the office party. It may sweep you off your feet and cloud your better judgment. There are a few hidden things that demand inspection and clarification. Look before you leap, however. Then, if the world is still your oyster, slurp it up!

ARIES (03.21-04.20) Gay Rams might be on the verge of a major professional breakthrough. Grab for the corner office as new opportunities present themselves. Try to take a calculated risk. You may experience a temporary financial zetz in the process, but it is worth the cost. Often, giving up a little on the front end reaps bigger rewards on the back end, or so they say.

TAURUS (04.21-05.21) Travel may have its challenges, but don’t let these small bumps in the road run you off the highway. The next weeks promise to be a time to remember for queer Bulls with a bawdy sense of adventure. I predict either a randy Roman holiday with a few young buckaroos or an unforgettable evening with “roaming Randy” that costs a few buckaroos. Whatta choice!

GEMINI (05.22-06.21) Pink Twins may be faced with the daunting task of having to choose between the tried and true or the new and exciting in love. Which way will your heart and your other parts go? The fates spur you to an ultimate decision by electrifying your every word and creating monumental changes in your life with every slip of the tongue. Hmmm, do tell!

CANCER (06.22-07.23) An old broom sweeps clean for all meticulous gay Crabs. You secretly yearn for changes in your home life and are now ready to take action. Whether this means a change of residential venue or a frank discussion with a certain family member, is up to you. Whatever project you undertake, tackle it sooner than later. After that, it’s party time and domestic harmony be damned.

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LEO (07.24-08.23) Most of the upcoming time period seems to revolve around your job, but even plucky, proud Lions can’t concentrate on the day-to-day for long. Finish up old projects and close out the old year. Then draw your attention to mergers and acquisitions…in partnerships. If you are still trawling for a big catch, use this time to bait your hook and stick your pole in the water. Feel a nibble?

VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Anything having to do with creative pastimes should be pursued with vigor. Transformative, personal changes take place as your great, gay muse goes into overdrive. Queer Virgins capture the imaginations of millions, but may be reined in by time constraints between work and play. Remember that sometimes even divas must scrub the bathroom and do laundry.

LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Even though your self-confidence might have taken a bit of a beating, gay Libras are full of plucky holiday spirit. Good luck is at hand throughout the month, so ring Out with the old and chime in with the new! Clear away the cosmic debris and welcome the new year like a newborn babe — with a bottle in your mouth and in need of a change of underwear.

SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Queer Scorps manage to party hearty this party-hearty season. You’re destined to make a big social splash so dress appropriately (no cellophane underwear unless requested…). At the same time, there may be a few stones tossed in your job path. Keep up on the day-to-day so you don’t get bouldered over or dissipated. But, getting stoned might be an option. : :

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