Even the vagaries of life become more controllable and manageable as Uranus redirects and Mars moves into Capricorn. Opportunities abound for those who know how to play the odds while remaining on an even keel. Be steady and be at the ready, but don’t behave.
SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Money can be the root of all evil, but it can also be liberating. Gay Archers who keep their eye focused on the bottom line can make great inroads into improving their monetary situation. And, with this newly earned largess, you improve your home with spiffy new stuff and a spiffy group of guests. Entertain and throw some of your dough around. Do I see a rise?
CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) You are the center of the storm. The focus of attention. The player in center stage. So, what will you do to make the best first impression on folks? Pink Caps should practice their personal spiel to see if what they say can be shaped by how they say it. Also, dress for success. That means a new wardrobe or at least clean underwear for a change.
AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) There is lots of activity swirling around in the background. Did you get a glimpse of what is happening behind the scenes? If not, go with your gut before you make any drastic moves. Jumping before careful thought could cost you more than you expect. And, no one wants to pay retail when life is currently one big wholesale event.
PISCES (02.20-03.20) Your social life heats up and Guppies are ready to jump in the frying pan. Sizzle with a variety of interesting company. You know that appearances are everything and you look good. Also, find opportunities to worm your way into the most exclusive clubs and organizations. The early bird gets the worm, but what about rainbow trout? Watch what you swallow.
ARIES (03.21-04.20) It will be much easier to avoid life’s potholes., especially those that loom large on your professional superhighway. Proud Rams can avoid missteps and blind spots if they keep their eyes open and attention focused. So, make your best moves. Who knows? The fates may hand you the keys to the corner office. Flex your muscle. No, not that one.
TAURUS (04.21-05.21) Queer Bulls can find novel and impactful ways to expand their world view. This can be done either through travel or a new course of study. Don’t stay cooped up in your mind’s closet. See where life can lead you when you are open, footloose and fancy free. And, it will be especially fun if you find ways to travel fancy for free. But, isn’t that what friends are for?
GEMINI (05.22-06.21) Massaging and maneuvering around the power elite has never been as easy as it is for you right now. Pink Twins score points by mixing some schmooze with their best moves to butter up the big turkeys. Now, learn to roast without becoming toast. Will you find a good way to ascend into the star chamber? Catch a shooting star and put it in your pocket. No names, please.
CANCER (06.22-07.23) Gay Crabs planning a holiday getaway can avoid the worst travel mistakes by waiting until the end of this time period to get going. Disruptions in service, mistakes in bookings and forgotten items will be avoided through careful planning. One potential mistake would be to exclude partners from tagging along. Why not? After all, someone has to help with the expenses.
LEO (07.24-08.23) Do you feel an inexplicable surge of energy? It might be due to a helping hand you receive from some outside funding sources that increases your audacity of hope. Proud Lions could feel flush, but take each penny in stride. What you have today could be easily spent down to the nub tomorrow. Try to capture a little for a rainy day. Opps, I just felt a drop.
VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Life is full of fun and gaymes. Queer Virgins hop the train to Party Central and won’t know when to stop until they run out of gas. When is too much, too too much? You may not know. A light flirtation could escalate into a full-fledged relationship if you are not careful. Or, maybe this is the plan? Keep your eye on a hot date for New Year’s.
LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Putting more elbow grease into your home environment could have great pay off during the holiday party season. Rearrange, renovate or even move to make your place a showplace. Your efforts to make your surroundings glitter will rub off on your reputation and impress the A-list. Who knows what new circles will let you through the velvet rope? That is what it is about.
SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Your powers of persuasion are in rare form. Use it to your advantage to finesse any intricate negotiation. It seems so easy — Queer Scorps only have to ask and they shall receive. But, think carefully before you ask. The more creative you get with your “asks,” the wilder things can become. What is this I hear about your need for a fully appointed yacht? : :
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